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standing in the playground, holding my hand up and, in a loud voice, calling on God to crush me under his clay foot to prove that He existed. Opening my eyes and noticing that there was a very wide space surrounding me as the other kids looked on with fascination, wanting to see the show but careful to keep out of the way of that foot. Felling just a tad nervous meself, but I was spared.
throwing the rugby ball to the guy who was rushing at me. Didn’t know whether he was on my side or not, just thought it was the best way to get rid of that nasty ball which seemed to arouse such pushing and shoving and punching. Being quite savagely beaten up in the showers afterwards for spoiling the game and running home, fighting off tears and shame, determined never ever to go back to that school again not ever no not ever
sliding a glass of beer along the desktops to Fat Neill coz he was looking so glum as the geography teacher was yammering on about soil formation in riverbeds, while all around the classroom private messages were passed about, trying to arrange meetings at the bikesheds afterwards. Fat Neill saying, “Mister, you’re a gent”, taking a long and deep swig, and then spending the rest of the lesson looking happily at the glass as the teacher rambled on and the other members of the room looked out of the window, wondering what life was like outside, what we would be when we grew up.
@janus wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
I was a goody two shoes at school (nothing changes huh :lol: ) so never got into any trouble…..I do remember once when a teacher asked where Linda Parker was…I put my hand up and said “Miss she was in the previous class”….needless to say I got a punch in the stomach later on in the day :lol:
My brother was always getting the cane….I would hear about it during the day because someone or another would come running up to me and tell me :lol:
Hated my science teacher…not sure why but she used to pick on me!Will post some more when I remember anything Panda…..great thread
was a goody two shoes at school
Are you related to Eddie? :lol:
He is my 3rd cousin’s next door neighbours sister :lol:
Having to escort a friend to the sick bay as she slid off her stool onto the floor during Chemistry.
She had drunk a little too much at the end of term lunch time party… :lol:
Being horrendously drunk for the first time, sitting on a bed with a bucket and the housekeeper coming in – saying, Andrea – sick bay now! 5 mins later……….puked all over everywhere and she came in with a bucket and mop!
Next day, last day of term the cook had laid on the works for breakfast – I couldn’t eat a thing! She was very upset, cos I used to eat a lot (I was then a very keen swimmer), and she had tried especially for me! :oops:
Should have learnt eh?! :lol:
@anc wrote:
Being horrendously drunk for the first time, sitting on a bed with a bucket and the housekeeper coming in – saying, Andrea – sick bay now! 5 mins later……….puked all over everywhere and she came in with a bucket and mop!
Next day, last day of term the cook had laid on the works for breakfast – I couldn’t eat a thing! She was very upset, cos I used to eat a lot (I was then a very keen swimmer), and she had tried especially for me! :oops:
Should have learnt eh?! :lol:
P1sh head, lol. :P
Shurrup you! :lol:
Hmmm….lots of drunken stories when you lot were younger…….of course I was a goody two shoes (again) and actually had my first drink when I was 18 :lol:
I’m just a pisshead now :lol::lol: I was 17.5!!!!! :lol: I think these days it’s a bit sad actually! lol
Mine was playing rounders in the gym with a few friends.. needless to say we were not supposed to be there … i think we were supposed to be “playing out” … no idea how it happened but the rounders bat somehow was thrown through a window.. uh oh… big trouble :shock:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Mine was playing rounders in the gym with a few friends.. needless to say we were not supposed to be there … i think we were supposed to be “playing out” … no idea how it happened but the rounders bat somehow was thrown through a window.. uh oh… big trouble :shock:
hehehehe! Seems like the end of the World doesn’t it but so trivial compared to what school kids do these days. :wink:
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