I don’t have neighbours. I live above a newsagents & either side, the shops use the upstairs for storage – so I can make all the noise I want and don’t have to worry about the comments.
I suppose the newsagent downstairs could be called a neighbour – also known as the prat down below – the only thing I say to him is shut the f**k up when his newspapers are delivered at 5.30am. Never mind, he has to put up with my music/TV/cats/barking dog etc so I get my revenge!