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and thought how suitable they were fa certain jc members…. :-
1.Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..
6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder –Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
Ho ! , Ho !, Ho !
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billiant pats :lol: :lol: :lol:
pmsl Pats hun bet you was singing as you looked at it lol. heres a little poem for you.
A Christmas Story
‘Twas the night before Christmas–Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of “Thanks Santa”–what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money–The reindeer all fight.Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes–if that ain’t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?And the kids these days–they all are the pits
They want the impossible–Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls…Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo’s–No request for them,
They want computers and robots…they think – I’m IBM!Flying through the air…dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I’m quitting this job there’s just no enjoyment
I’ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.There’s no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I’m going SOUTH for the seasonthe was sent to me this mornin as my first xmas text… inwhich I share with you all lol
He Laid her on the Table. So white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touch her neck and felt her breast, then drolling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, hegave a ‘joyous’ cry… The holewas wide… he looked inside, all was darky and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms………..
then STUFFED the Christmas TURKEY!….
May I be the first to wish you and your dirtty ikkle mind a very MERRY CHRISTMAS.. x
Oh PATS I really expected something original from you and not a copy of the email I got on Friday :wink: :lol:
@langstraat wrote:
Oh PATS I really expected something original from you and not a copy of the email I got on Friday :wink: :lol:
cheeky sod………………i got that from another m/board!!!!!!!! :D
Yeah I think i did too :wink: it doesn’t matter though eh there’s bound to be some who haven’t seen it :P
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