sausages

Bloke goes in shop and asks for Irish Sausages”.

The Assistant looked at him and asked “Are you Irish?”

“If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?

Would ya, ay? Would Ya?”

The assistant says, “Well no”.

“And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?”

“Well, I probably wouldn’t,”

With self-indignation, the man says, “So why did you ask me if I’m Irish

just because I asked for Irish Sausages?”

The Assistant replies, “Because you’re at B&Q.”