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  • 12 January, 2007 at 11:32 am #6015

    Oss

    I was working away today and something struck me. This is the luckiest bloke alive.
    He is loved by millions and worshiped by all. Nobody has a bad word to say about him, and what is it he does. He flies around christams day and delivers presents.

    He does this one day a year, then the fat B*st*rd sits around on his ass all year round. So basically he works one friggin day of the year and the rest his little helpers work their fingers to the bones for less than minimal wage and a mince pie. Mrs Claus slaves herself to death cleaning for him and feeding the Fat tw*t.

    Is this really a good icon for our kids, loving a f*t lazy couch potato, probably collecting his dole cheque every tuesday.

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well it was just a thought whilst i was working, so shoot me :twisted:

    13 January, 2007 at 12:40 pm #256160

    nut case

    :roll: Work more – think less

    15 January, 2007 at 11:40 am #256161

    Oss

    I can do 2 things at once you know :lol:

    15 January, 2007 at 4:13 pm #256162

    nut case

    So you’re not really a bloke afterall [-X

    The plot thickens… :shock:

    15 January, 2007 at 5:59 pm #256163

    Oss

    Truth is i can do about 20 things at once, so i must be an alien. Cos i know i aint a woman :shock:

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