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    Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food
    Wheaton North Student Said To Have Put Semen In Communal Salad Dressing

    A student at Wheaton North High School is accused in a vulgar case of food tampering. Police say he put his bodily fluid into salad dressing in the school cafeteria.

    CBS 2 news partner The Naperville Sun had the tip on the story. CBS 2’s West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports a letter is going home to parents warning about the possible health hazard.

    The student, a senior, is not in school at this time. School officials first learned of the case of food tampering late Tuesday.

    At Wheaton North High School the mission is to create self-directed students who make sound decisions. Last week one of those students decided to do the unthinkable when officials say he spiked a container of cafeteria salad dressing with his own semen.

    Police say an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

    “An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed,” said Commander Joseph Eversole of the Wheaton Police Department.

    Police were called into the investigation by District 200 superintendent Gary Catalani. He did not want to talk on camera and asked us to hold the story so parents would learn what happened in letters that were put in first class mail today.

    But students say it’s too late, and everyone knows about the incident already.

    And everyone is universally repulsed.

    “The whole school is disgusted,” said senior Brian Corcoran.

    “That’s got to be the sickest thing I’ve ever heard in my life,” said Nick Anderson, also a senior student.

    “It’s just pretty gross that someone would actually do that,” said senior Edward Lee.

    “It’s been going on for a month. That’s what we’ve all been hearing,” said senior Katie Muir, but school officials say their investigation has shown that it happened just once, last Wednesday.

    They say the student admitted he put the semen into a container of ranch dressing in the student commons dining area. And officials have determined that the contents could have been ingested during the last lunch period on Wednesday and during all five lunch periods on Thursday.

    The superintendent sought to reassure saying, “We want to make sure every precaution is taken and we’re doing that. We’ve changed protocols with food service containers to ensure this never happens again.”

    From now on the condiments in all 20 schools in the district will only be available in individual packets or in large containers, making them very difficult to tamper with.

    The district notified the DuPage Department of Health, who did not return calls for comment Thursday. Many of the students are concerned, as ingesting semen can spread HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

    Salad Dressing.
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    #253849

    hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

    reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put milk in the tea, there was no milk… so quick thinkin i freshly expressed enough milk for his tea, i take mine without milk anyways,…. and gave him his cuppa…. and sat watching him drink his tea… and even said it was a fab brew…!! inwhich i offered him another before he left, and he delightlyfully accepted… so off i went more milk to express lol

    #253850

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

    reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put milk in the tea, there was no milk… so quick thinkin i freshly expressed enough milk for his tea, i take mine without milk anyways,…. and gave him his cuppa…. and sat watching him drink his tea… and even said it was a fab brew…!! inwhich i offered him another before he left, and he delightlyfully accepted… so off i went more milk to express lol

    So evil…but I lurve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #253851

    I am sorry but this too me is not funny this is so disgusting I do not see how you all can even think that this was funny I do not see any humour in it what so ever. [-X [-X

    #253852

    @woman wrote:

    I am sorry but this too me is not funny this is so disgusting I do not see how you all can even think that this was funny I do not see any humour in it what so ever. [-X [-X

    Now there you go again ‘Woman’ … not understanding the English sense of humour. Let me explain it for you.

    You see this semen in the salad dressing thing is an old joke over here … we’ve been doing it for ages. We don’t have ”mayo” on our food in GB now, but we leave it for American tourists to have. All the locals always have Brown sauce or Tomato sauce with their chips etc, but never mayo. Now you know why.

    Anyway most British females prefer their semen undiluted with mayo and never from a bottle. It’s a standard question for a male to ask a female over here, “How would you like it … with or without?” even though he already knows the answer isn’t Hellmans.

    There was a teenage craze for ‘mayo’ a while ago and now we have the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Seems like they got the taste for it.

    #253853

    AMaccie D’s about 30 mins from me was causing “mouth sores” turns out a lad got sacked for putting his semen into the mayo dressing!

    I also knew well still do a man but lad at the time who worked in a dairy and him and a few friends used to masturbate into milk.

    Some dirty buggas about! :evil:

    #253854

    @gerrygypsy wrote:

    @abitofmary_j wrote:

    hense don’t eat out eh…. Mac D’s had semen put into their mayo..!!! next time you think of enjoyin a chicken mac burger think again lol

    reminds me when my lass was born , 8 yrs ago her father came up for a visit, and i being a gracefull hostess offered him a cuppa… much to my horror when I went to put milk in the tea, there was no milk… so quick thinkin i freshly expressed enough milk for his tea, i take mine without milk anyways,…. and gave him his cuppa…. and sat watching him drink his tea… and even said it was a fab brew…!! inwhich i offered him another before he left, and he delightlyfully accepted… so off i went more milk to express lol

    So evil…but I lurve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Breast is best they say Gerry…. now when I had num2 child… breastfeeding again…. now everyone is the family knew what I did, and its been a blessing, as when I had vistors up seeing the new addition.,.. did I have to make everyone tea n coffee… NO… and everyone brought milk as well… even biccies…!!!

    #253855

    LOL I have too say that you UK pepole have a very weird sense of humour lol and it is true very weird. I will get use too it I guess but I know it will not be anytime soon lol. :? :oops:

    #253856

    @woman wrote:

    LOL I have too say that you UK pepole have a very weird sense of humour lol and it is true very weird. I will get use too it I guess but I know it will not be anytime soon lol. :? :oops:

    now PB’s fav American Show Friends Woman, had the one when they were trying Ross ex’s breasts milk… not only the UK….

    #253857

    McSpunk Burger – £1.50

    (added protein comes free compliments of the chef)

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