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    The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

    Apparantly sand gerbils can live for a month without using liquid, well theres the first thing we DONT have in common with them.

    Seems like a pointless and cruel excerise to me :twisted:

    #287702

    Yes but sending them into space is a lot better that the American practice called (I believe) feltching.

    #287703

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

    Apparantly sand gerbils can live for a month without using liquid, well theres the first thing we DONT have in common with them.

    Seems like a pointless and cruel excerise to me :twisted:

    But we regularly send humans into space too dont we? So how is it cruel to do it to gerbils but not humans?

    And many people are queueing up to pay millions of dollars to go into space, yet these gerbils can go for free

    Sounds pretty rodentalicious really

    #287704

    As a funny afterthought on the topic

    Imagine the puzzlement an alien race would face if they had a first contact scenario with that spaceship?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Countless hours spent trying to decipher the language followed by an endless amount of time trying to figure out how they managed to reach the level of technology required to build and lauch a space craft hehe :lol:

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    @ubermik wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

    Apparantly sand gerbils can live for a month without using liquid, well theres the first thing we DONT have in common with them.

    Seems like a pointless and cruel excerise to me :twisted:

    But we regularly send humans into space too dont we? So how is it cruel to do it to gerbils but not humans?

    And many people are queueing up to pay millions of dollars to go into space, yet these gerbils can go for free

    Sounds pretty rodentalicious really

    Pointing out the obvious here, humans choose to go into space, the gerbils have been locked in a cage and blasted off, and on their return will be disected. Hardly what I would call a holiday.

    #287706

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @ubermik wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

    Apparantly sand gerbils can live for a month without using liquid, well theres the first thing we DONT have in common with them.

    Seems like a pointless and cruel excerise to me :twisted:

    But we regularly send humans into space too dont we? So how is it cruel to do it to gerbils but not humans?

    And many people are queueing up to pay millions of dollars to go into space, yet these gerbils can go for free

    Sounds pretty rodentalicious really

    Pointing out the obvious here, humans choose to go into space, the gerbils have been locked in a cage and blasted off, and on their return will be disected. Hardly what I would call a holiday.

    Yeah but youre not a gerbil tho are ya? You dont fill your mouth with nuts (well maybe two if youre into teabagging of course) and you wont spend monotonous hours running on a little wheel in a cage

    So how do you know that to a gerbil the chance to crap in zero gravity isnt an ace holiday away from their usual gravity ridden prison, a holiday they might not mind being dissected afterwards for lol

    Even people on death row often reach a point where they prefer the end result of their sentence to the constant imprisonment, maybe gerbils are the same lol :D

    Anyway, some people like going camping, and compared to that 12 days in space followed by dissection seems like a far less painful experience I reckon hehe

    As for it being pointless, to an african villager I am sure building a railway or hospital would seem pointless, as they arent sufficiently socially evolved or conversant to understand the relevance

    So just because sending gerbils into space seems pointless to you doesnt equate to it being so

    #287707

    @forumhostpb wrote:

    Yes but sending them into space is a lot better that the American practice called (I believe) feltching.

    True, one is sending the gerbils where no man has gone before, the other is sending them where loads of men have not just gone, but cum too lol

    Although space has black holes too, theyre just not as hairy or smelly

    Butt, arsuppose both could be classed as exploring the outer rim :lol: :lol: and for the turd time :lol:

    #287708

    @ubermik wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    @ubermik wrote:

    @~Pebbles~ wrote:

    The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

    Apparantly sand gerbils can live for a month without using liquid, well theres the first thing we DONT have in common with them.

    Seems like a pointless and cruel excerise to me :twisted:

    But we regularly send humans into space too dont we? So how is it cruel to do it to gerbils but not humans?

    And many people are queueing up to pay millions of dollars to go into space, yet these gerbils can go for free

    Sounds pretty rodentalicious really

    Pointing out the obvious here, humans choose to go into space, the gerbils have been locked in a cage and blasted off, and on their return will be disected. Hardly what I would call a holiday.

    Yeah but youre not a gerbil tho are ya? You dont fill your mouth with nuts (well maybe two if youre into teabagging of course) and you wont spend monotonous hours running on a little wheel in a cage

    So how do you know that to a gerbil the chance to crap in zero gravity isnt an ace holiday away from their usual gravity ridden prison, a holiday they might not mind being dissected afterwards for lol

    Even people on death row often reach a point where they prefer the end result of their sentence to the constant imprisonment, maybe gerbils are the same lol :D

    Anyway, some people like going camping, and compared to that 12 days in space followed by dissection seems like a far less painful experience I reckon hehe

    As for it being pointless, to an african villager I am sure building a railway or hospital would seem pointless, as they arent sufficiently socially evolved or conversant to understand the relevance

    So just because sending gerbils into space seems pointless to you doesnt equate to it being so

    shame someone cant blast you into space :lol: maybe we could have a whip round :idea: mind you, the major obsticle here would be trying to get your big head through the door, cant see that happening some how :wink:

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