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I appreciate that most of, or some of, the posters here enjoy a good old ruck and row, hell even I do… but seems to me recently that it`s all getting a tad too personal.
Seems full of vitriol now.
I reckon, we should all sue each other for the abuse we have given – received and witnessed.. C’mon, we’re a nation of suers.. You can’t even break wind on a bus without being sued by at least one moaning Ba stard who’ll claim that they missed a month off work because of the stressed caused from the smell of the Fa rt!! I’m sueing the lot of you, as I feel I have been traumatised by numerous posts over the years! I also fink that Martins’ lying about the hidden camera, and therefore am sueing him for false advertising!
Questionnaire..
Name: WOOHOO
Address: JUSTCHAT TOWERS
Phone No: 0800 REVERSE
Who is it you wish to sue, and for what reason?
I WANT TO SUE KENT OBE BECAUSE I SLIPPED ON A MARS BAR IN HER SHOP
If it was an accident, and you know it was an accident, but still wish to pursue with this, knowing full-well that you are lying, then please state below..
YES I AM LYING..
NO – I AM NOT LYING, I DID FALL, AND IT F U C K I N G WELL HURT!
How has this incident traumatised you?
I NOW HAVE A FEAR OF MARS BARS
Do you also pi ss the bed as a result of this?
SOMETIMES
Have you told anyone else about this incident?
NO – INCASE THEY COPY MY IDEA
Do you have proof that you did or didn’t have an accident?
YES – IT WAS WEIRD AS I WAS FALLING MY MOBILE WAS ON RECORD AND OMG I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING!
Was WooHoo involved?
If so, then we cannot continue with the claim.YES – BUT I AM THE VICTIM
Do you find that you are now over se xed as a result of this accident?
OH YES I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
Do you find that you have lost interest?
AND THAT
Was the accident a result of an act in which was illegal? If so, you have a better chance of winning compensation if you were shot by the owner of the car you were trying to steal, or house you were trying to break into.
NO – IT WEREN’T ILLEGAL I WAS IN THE SHOP THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING
Will you be having anymore accidents in the foreseeable future? If so, please state where – when and how the accident will occur.
I MIGHT, I’M NOT SURE, WE’LL SEE HOW THIS GOES FIRST..
Did you get married, realise it was a mistake, and now want to sue (For Women) the b astard who made your life a misery (for men) the bi tch who cheated on you, took everything from you from your house to car ?
YES ACTUALLY – SHE MAY HAVE PUSHED ME ONTO THE MARS BAR WHICH MADE ME SLIP AS MY MOBILE WAS ACCIDENTALLY RECORDING THE WHOLE INCIDENT!
I’d type a disclaimer, but my fingers are hurting!
Hmmm…its not like me to miss something :)
@woohoo wrote:
I reckon, we should all sue each other for the abuse we have given – received and witnessed.. C’mon, we’re a nation of suers.. You can’t even break wind on a bus without being sued by at least one moaning Ba stard who’ll claim that they missed a month off work because of the stressed caused from the smell of the Fa rt!! I’m sueing the lot of you, as I feel I have been traumatised by numerous posts over the years! I also fink that Martins’ lying about the hidden camera, and therefore am sueing him for false advertising!
Questionnaire..
Name: WOOHOO
Address: JUSTCHAT TOWERS
Phone No: 0800 REVERSE
Who is it you wish to sue, and for what reason?
I WANT TO SUE KENT OBE BECAUSE I SLIPPED ON A MARS BAR IN HER SHOP
If it was an accident, and you know it was an accident, but still wish to pursue with this, knowing full-well that you are lying, then please state below..
YES I AM LYING..
NO – I AM NOT LYING, I DID FALL, AND IT F U C K I N G WELL HURT!
How has this incident traumatised you?
I NOW HAVE A FEAR OF MARS BARS
Do you also pi ss the bed as a result of this?
SOMETIMES
Have you told anyone else about this incident?
NO – INCASE THEY COPY MY IDEA
Do you have proof that you did or didn’t have an accident?
YES – IT WAS WEIRD AS I WAS FALLING MY MOBILE WAS ON RECORD AND OMG I RECORDED THE WHOLE THING!
Was WooHoo involved?
If so, then we cannot continue with the claim.YES – BUT I AM THE VICTIM
Do you find that you are now over se xed as a result of this accident?
OH YES I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
Do you find that you have lost interest?
AND THAT
Was the accident a result of an act in which was illegal? If so, you have a better chance of winning compensation if you were shot by the owner of the car you were trying to steal, or house you were trying to break into.
NO – IT WEREN’T ILLEGAL I WAS IN THE SHOP THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOMETHING
Will you be having anymore accidents in the foreseeable future? If so, please state where – when and how the accident will occur.
I MIGHT, I’M NOT SURE, WE’LL SEE HOW THIS GOES FIRST..
Did you get married, realise it was a mistake, and now want to sue (For Women) the b astard who made your life a misery (for men) the bi tch who cheated on you, took everything from you from your house to car ?
YES ACTUALLY – SHE MAY HAVE PUSHED ME ONTO THE MARS BAR WHICH MADE ME SLIP AS MY MOBILE WAS ACCIDENTALLY RECORDING THE WHOLE INCIDENT!
I’d type a disclaimer, but my fingers are hurting!
:shock:
I would pursue this Woohoo….you have proof!I think that was her plan, right through the divorce, she planned on hitting me where it hurts, oh yes, i’m pretty sure she knew what she was doing.. :lol:
@nemesis wrote:
I appreciate that most of, or some of, the posters here enjoy a good old ruck and row, hell even I do… but seems to me recently that it`s all getting a tad too personal.
Seems full of vitriol now.
I don’t enjoy it actually, but I’ll be blowed if I’m leaving cos of it all, I like some of the people here and I’m staying so there :P
Anyone wanna join me and link arms and sing we shall not be moved? :lol:
Maybe it’s time for UK to have another spring clean ?? :-
I’m with jen :) *chains herself to the JC perimeter fence singing power to all our friends*
Nothing a good spring cleaning wouldn’t sort out :wink:
Links herself to Sarah and Jen :D
sings “we shall not we shall not be moved”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbOQhyuKifw@nemesis wrote:
I appreciate that most of, or some of, the posters here enjoy a good old ruck and row, hell even I do… but seems to me recently that it`s all getting a tad too personal.
Seems full of vitriol now.
omg you’re so right.
I’m so angry about it all I nearly went out and bought the Daily Mail.When I really lose it I splash out on the Sunday version with the colour supplements, interesting recipes, gossip about Katie Moss, and excellent weight-watching tips.
But that’s only when you can literally see the steam rising off my inflamed and tormented brow, fank fook.I’m just around the corner and two doors down . . . . . . . . . from posting a sentence that includes the words ‘Get’, ‘A’ and ‘Life’ .
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@toybulldog wrote:
@nemesis wrote:
I appreciate that most of, or some of, the posters here enjoy a good old ruck and row, hell even I do… but seems to me recently that it`s all getting a tad too personal.
Seems full of vitriol now.
omg you’re so right.
I’m so angry about it all I nearly went out and bought the Daily Mail.When I really lose it I splash out on the Sunday version with the colour supplements, interesting recipes, gossip about Katie Moss, and excellent weight-watching tips.
But that’s only when you can literally see the steam rising off my inflamed and tormented brow, fank fook.I’m just around the corner and two doors down . . . . . . . . . from posting a sentence that includes the words ‘Get’, ‘A’ and ‘Life’ .
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I do not read the Daily Mail, I read the Mirror, and as for having a life……..well, I do, this one :P :roll: :roll: :wink:
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