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kent f OBE wrote::lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:
Going slightly off the thread..but reminding me of this toilet humour joke….
Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.”
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until seven.”
@anc wrote:
How dare you talk about Wordsy like that! :lol:
You leave my misbehaving wobbly bits out of this anc!
pepsi wrote:kent f OBE wrote:
Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business
Going slightly off the thread..but reminding me of this toilet humour joke….
Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?”
“No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.”
Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until seven.”
pepsi, old age is the one illness for which nobody wants to be cured.
It’s like a horror movie which reserves the real terror for the last scenes. It ain’t for sissies, and I am not looking forward to it.
Amazes me that so many in jc seeem blithely unaware that it is about to hit them and fast
so – into Room 101 go the thoughtless kind
Tis true Sceptical Guy !
Falling back on to the words of Shakespeare …Seven ages of man. We all slip back to eventual second childhood unless we are very very lucky !
The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
His youthful hose well sav’d, a world too wide,
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again towards childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything@wordsworth60 wrote:
@anc wrote:
How dare you talk about Wordsy like that! :lol:
You leave my misbehaving wobbly bits out of this anc!
Giggling here :lol:
Growing old may be a pain in the derrierre but its a dam sight better than the alternative.
@eve wrote:
Growing old may be a pain in the derrierre but its a dam sight better than the alternative.
agreed Eve. As I said, it’s the one sickness for which nobody looks forward to the cure.
Also, there are compensations. you’re more wised up, you get fooled less, you get hurt less. It still happens, but you can usually handle it all better.
Also, it’s taking longer to get old – literally. People are still sprightly in most ways into their 70s at least.
But – once old age does set in, the decline is as fast as it ever was.
Just like to frighten the thoughtless kind a little. The sort who once (amazingly) chuckled to me that I would die sooner than they because I was older (!!) Could well be. But it ain’t necessarily so
But into Room 101 go the owners of old people’s homes.
@anc wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@anc wrote:
How dare you talk about Wordsy like that! :lol:
You leave my misbehaving wobbly bits out of this anc!
Giggling here :lol:
I’m guessing that Wordsy also gets the wandering wobbly supermarket trolley too.
Anc ! :lol:
@pepsi wrote:
@anc wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@anc wrote:
How dare you talk about Wordsy like that! :lol:
You leave my misbehaving wobbly bits out of this anc!
Giggling here :lol:
I’m guessing that Wordsy also gets the wandering wobbly supermarket trolley too.
Anc ! :lol:
I know, and he knows, I was joking, but, bliddy funny anyway mwa mwa xxx
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