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  • #497860

    Btw a household tip for cleaning windows…

    Polish windows to a sparkling shine with crumpled newspaper. The paper also leaves a film that’s resistant to dirt.

    A handy way of using the old Daily Mail newspapers.

    #497861

    @panda12 wrote:

    @terry wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    You should all find it in your hearts to forgive Terry. He does, after all, read the Daily Mail and believes every word he reads.

    One day, he may have a thought or opinion of his own. :P

    Why do you use JC to make personal attacks? :?

    Same reason you do :P

    Oh that’s alright then. :wink:

    #497862

    I’ve a better use for The Daily Mail :-

    #497863

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    I’ve a better use for The Daily Mail :-

    To hit panda over the head with it?

    #497864

    @terry wrote:

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    I’ve a better use for The Daily Mail :-

    To hit panda over the head with it?

    Tsk no.
    That would be cruelty to bears Tel.
    Besides, panda is quite nice once you get to know her
    (and providing you supply her with the right leaves)
    :)

    #497865

    anc

    @Sgt Pepper wrote:

    I’ve a better use for The Daily Mail :-

    I am wondering if he is referring to the loo!!! :lol:

    #497866

    My grandad used to use the Bible as looroll.

    It was a day when loo roll was very very rough on your tender parts, and the bible wwas lovely and smooth in cleaning you out – gold-embossed lining, my dears, gold-embossed lining). It was also free, distirbuted by some sort of Gideon’s Mission – a double God’s end for an unemployed man

    It’s a Good Book, grandad used to say, but it has only one trouble – it’s not long enough (he had 9 suriviving kids, in a day when that was normal).

    I was told that a Catholic boy came running out to the loo screaming!!

    #497867

    ok i admit im a nobody, i bow down to terrys superiority
    i solemnly pledge,i will never put a boring thread on again.

    #497868

    Criticizing someone for not getting replies in this thread. Initiating a ‘first to 500 posts’ battle on another and then proceeding to get very excited about reaching 500 posts?

    I think someone is taking this posting business a little bit too seriously……

    (I can’t wait to get to 150 posts!!)

    #497869

    well desmondy,you could always try the odd :D or :) ,or :( ,or :o , :shock: , :? , 8) , :lol: , :x , :P , :oops: , :cry: , :evil: , :roll: , :wink: , :!: , :idea:
    that should get you to 150 bless

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