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  • #344205

    lol
    WooHoo got the points though (or something)

    god, got to think of another riddle now…brb

    #344206

    @woohoo wrote:

    @pete wrote:

    exactly i had a pet skunk once called In who escaped but i found him easily…. how did i find him ? …. simple Instinct

    You called him by his name..

    a skunk In Stinked (Instinct) get it :P

    #344207

    I was going to say that first of all.. The smell..

    Ok..

    Dad and his son were driving through a lane, and the car overturned.

    They were both rushed to hospital, and had to have surgery.

    Just before the surgeon was about to operate on the boy, the surgeon turned and said.. “oh my god, that’s my son”..

    How can that be?

    #344208

    the surgeon was his mother

    #344209

    Oh Well.. You’re not as dull as the others then.. :lol:

    #344210

    ok I got a riddle for you but pay attention as I’m only going to let you read through it once, don’t know how I’m gonna enforce that rule but here goes

    you are a doctor called to the scene of a horrific car crash involving three vehicles. the driver of the mini was killed on impact but his passenger, who was also the man’s twin brother, managed to pull through with only a broken leg and a severe dislike for the taste of peppermint. The driver and passengers in the corsa, who were returning home after an all night party, were shaken up but not seriously hurt otherwise, though Gloria, who was in the passenger’s seat became a nun shortly after the incident. the third car in the accident has yet to be identified as it exploded shortly after crashing. keep in mind at this point the rising fuel prices, failing economy, inability to get a mortgage and the fact that your cat just died. using this information tell me the doctor’s name.

    #344211

    Pete

    #344212

    correct

    um…

    I am easily broken, yet can be made of stone, worn on your sleeve and am 13 of 54. what am I?

    #344213

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    correct

    um…

    I am easily broken, yet can be made of stone, worn on your sleeve and am 13 of 54. what am I?

    I thought he was taking the P.iss.. :lol:

    Heart… :D/

    #344214

    Wonders where Fek is by the way.. :wink:

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