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we have a winner! have a zolp or seven on me
What, no gift! Ok seven lots of ZOLPs will have to do lol
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
umm…was he was an actor in a play?
Wayhey FMN that’s a better answer than the real one…so no points for you lol
The answer:
His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
Have a lovely unicorn horn now he will be happy mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah gone x
The maker doesn’t want it, the buyer doesn’t use it, and the user doesn’t see it. What is it?
A Coffin
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest!
A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son. Who am I?
a daughter
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
He was a window cleaner and he jumped in through the window, not out.
I have an eye but cannot see. I am stronger and faster then any man alive but have no limbs. What am I?
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