Riddle me this

NO NO NO you should have said 5000 hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ok we have a winner! A Lobster King keyring for you with moving claws and many other special features.

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?

Yes, Zillions of lovely points for you.

How would you rearrange the letters in the words “new door” to make one word?

Wayheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy that is so cool…gosh a really good prize is needed for that! Ok you can have my collectors edition of the Wizard of Oz, a cuddly toy or hairless cat and a unicycle riding penguin and of course as many points as you want x

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

Yayyyy we have a winner! 6000000 points and a copy of ‘ Female Ingnuity’ volume 3000.

What is so fragile when you say it’s name you break it?