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It’s a joke and he has to step on the ant first surely :lol:
right… moving on
a farmer is using his tractor to transport manure from his cowshed into two of his fields. After working all day he has created four heaps in his barley field and another three in his wheat field. Ther is so much manure in the cowshed that the following day he moves the same amount into each field again. How many piles of manue will he end up with if, on the third day, he puts all the heaps from the barley and wheat fields together in a third field?
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points to Pete (again)
two men were sitting in a pub. Two women walk in and one man looks around and says, ‘I have to go my wife and daughter are here’, and the second man also looks rounds and says, ‘I have to go my wife and daughter are here’. How is this possible?
The second women is pregnant the two men are father in law and son in law
nope
Could it be that man # two is married to man # 1’s daughter and the wife is his daughter…what did I just say lol it made sense before I wrote it down!
Oh and Pete re the ant….. you are correct dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant
the fekky one is right, all hail the riddle queen! (is it just me or does that sound creepy)
yes the men are both widowers who have married each others daughter.
you’ve won… um…*rummages around for a prize*…the missing arms of the Venus de Milo and half a jammy dodger@Forget Me Not wrote:
the fekky one is right, all hail the riddle queen! (is it just me or does that sound creepy)
yes the men are both widowers who have married each others daughter.
you’ve won… um…*rummages around for a prize*…the missing arms of the Venus de Milo and half a jammy dodgerpah piddle queen maybe :twisted: :lol:
Hehehehe it’s not queen it’s goddess and I have the arms to prove it and I would like to know who ate the other half of the jammy dodger?
I live above a star, but do not burn.
I have 11 friends that do not turn.
My initials are PQRS.
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