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@lil fek wrote:
Gifts and points will be much appreciated.
let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested@woohoo wrote:
I’m assuming Pete’s right..
Ok.. If Adam and Eve were here today, what would we have that they wouldn’t?
a belly button
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@pete wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
I’m assuming Pete’s right..
Ok.. If Adam and Eve were here today, what would we have that they wouldn’t?
a belly button
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That IS correct… :wink:
Here’s your points.
:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: (Pretend they’re tokens)..
Oh, and a fiver to spend in Ikea..
@Forget Me Not wrote:
@lil fek wrote:
Gifts and points will be much appreciated.
let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interestedAnything with the word zombie in it takes my fancy so ty. Most acceptable.
LOL @ Pete and points and a fiver for Ikea hahahahahaha.
aw can we have have a new riddle please xx
@Forget Me Not wrote:
@lil fek wrote:
Gifts and points will be much appreciated.
let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interestedDo you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing ones. :roll:
@esmeralda wrote:
@Forget Me Not wrote:
@lil fek wrote:
Gifts and points will be much appreciated.
let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interestedDo you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing ones. :roll:
you see Esme it all goes back to the days when I ran a petting zoo in Transylvania, business was so bad I had to moonlight as a bearded lady just to pay the rent for the filing cabinet in my office where I stored my collection of humourously shaped fruit and veg. You see it wasn’t long before the business was bought out by a certain Dr. Frank Enstein. Business boomed for a while until we were chased out of town by an angry mob for not stocking a salad bar in the zoo’s cafe, and something trivial about grave-robbing. So now I have to find a home for all the poor little mutants. btw can I interest you in a three-headed goldfish with one previous careful lady owner and low mileage
@wishfairy wrote:
aw can we have have a new riddle please xx
how about this…
a man is alone on a sunbaked prairie in southern Canada when a fire breaks out and begins spreading rapidly in his direction, aided by the strong westerly wind. He has no means of transport to escape and no water to try and put the fire out. How does the man save himself from the ravages of the fire by making use of a box of matches in his pocket?
he lights a fire in front of him which spreads away from him leaving the approaching fire no fuel to burn
ding-ding! corrrrrect (Yay)
have a fire-breathing gangster armadillo on me
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