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  • #344675

    this might be your lucky day then lol

    On the day that President Nixon took office he held his first meeting in a south facing room at the White House. It was daylight and it wasn’t rainy nor was it foggy, yet when he looked out the window, he couldn’t see the top of the Empire State Building. Why not?

    #344676

    because its in new york…not washington dc! lol

    #344677

    let’s see what you’ve won

    no photoshoot but I can give you a defrosted Viking warrior called Rhuffgard The Irritable (don’t ask me what he was doing in my freezer), some beach-side real-estate in Atlantis and a spinx’s nose… oh yeh and a pair of novelty google-eyes

    #344678

    @kneehighboots wrote:

    <<<< I is eagerly awaiting the question that brings that all important, damned yearned for prize.

    Yes…you know the one I mean. :twisted:

    JC Nuts Photo-Shoot Session, with a guaranteed slot on page 3 :wink:

    I wonder who’s gonna be the guest photographer for that one??? :shock:

    i haz one of these if it helps :P

    #344679

    oooo! I say pete! thats a big ‘un! :shock:

    #344680

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    let’s see what you’ve won

    no photoshoot but I can give you a defrosted Viking warrior called Rhuffgard The Irritable (don’t ask me what he was doing in my freezer), some beach-side real-estate in Atlantis and a spinx’s nose… oh yeh and a pair of novelty google-eyes

    Not sure what i’ll do with Rhuffgard! Perhaps I could auction him off on the JC Boards. I’m sure there’s some lady somewhere willing to pay well for a stiff like that! LOL

    I’m donning my scuba diving suit as we speak, ready to check out my new pad in Atlantis. I’ll fly via Egypt on the way back, and see if I can’t re-unite the sphinx with its long lost nose. Not sure if I need any google eyes though, but I suppose I could chuck em in as a freebie to whoever buys rhuffgard!

    thanks FMN! much appreciated (but the photoshoot would’ve been so much more fun)

    :D

    #344681

    what stands on one leg with its heart in its head?

    #344682

    A lettuce or some kind of vegetable. Gifts and points will be much appreciated.

    What common English word will describe a person or thing as not being found in any place and yet with no changes other than a space between syllables, will correctly describe that person or thing as being actually present at this very moment?

    #344683

    nowhere… now here

    #344684

    I’m assuming Pete’s right..

    Ok.. If Adam and Eve were here today, what would we have that they wouldn’t?

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