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The letter T….yayyyy points for me oh and one point to Forget Me Not for Friday lol
A mute person goes into a store and wants to buy a tooth brush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the storekeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?by telling him that he wanted a pair of sunglasses, he’s blind after all, not mute lol
argh!… can’t think of another riddle right now… except for this one
a man, a woman and a child are standing on the platform at a train station and they see a train heading into the station
“here it comes” says the man
“here she comes” says the woman and
“here he comes” says the child
who was right?None of them…they should have been running away or said ‘here comes the train’ or been preparing a fish with a knife or shouted “here comes that kitten” lol I dunno are any of these close?
nope
to be fair this is really more of a bad joke than a riddle
I get 10 points for a bad joke and 1000 if its really bad..so tell me the answer lol
the child because it was a mail train *baddum-tsh*
Ha! one thousand points to me.
I have one, you have one.
If you remove the first letter, a bit remains
If you remove the second, bit still remains.
After much trying, you might be able to remove the third one also, but it remains.
It dies hard! (like your last joke hahahaha)the only thing I can think of is ‘habit’
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr you are correct and I thought that was a good one!
I’m going to find a really, really hard one now.
@lil fek wrote:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr you are correct and I thought that was a good one!
I’m going to find a really, really hard one now.
you might want to rephrase that :shock:
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