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and so he settled in a whole new town
where the birds take it up
and where the guys go down
so happy now and so conent
but what he did’nt know was
the whole town was bent
looked like a girl
but was infact a bloke
he shaged everynight
but no one ever spokeIt went on like this night after night
Everybody acting like it was alright
Then one night Johnny received a calling
Right out of the blue, he felt like he was falling………………yes, he fell for a gooner
sharron by her name
though she was married
she loved him just the same
they ran away together
to ikea where they bought a cooker
and the dirty fucker
every night would sneak her into his flat
wearing a disguise and a great big funny hatBut the hat could not disguise the fact
The cooker they got was really crap
Both were so hungry so they tried to sing
But gave in and went to Burger KingBut Burger King was shutting down
They blamed that MacDonalds Clown
So they settled on fish n chips
And a variety of gooey dips(I tried.. :) )
:P :P
but the dips were off
and the chips were soft
the mouse looked in the mirror
and realised that he’s a dogThere was a young man from Bombay
who fashioned a c**t out of clay
The heat from his Pr1ck turned the clay into Brick
& he chaffed his poor foreskin away !!! :lol:@ugo wrote:
There was a young man from Bombay
who fashioned a c**t out of clay
The heat from his Pr1ck turned the clay into Brick
& he chaffed his poor foreskin away !!! :lol:You ruined our song!!!
(But fucking made me laugh at the same time!!)
matty found food and he had it fried
got fat and almost died@matty wrote:
matty found food and he had it fried
got fat and almost diedThats a really really cr*p effort matty. You sound like
“there was an old woman who swallowed a fly….” :lol:
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