Boards Index › General discussion › Off topic chat › Rhyming story. Viewing 10 posts - 71 through 80 (of 152 total) ← 1 … 7 8 9 … 16 → Author Posts 22 August, 2007 at 10:35 pm #112804 Matty what the fuck is a stupor 22 August, 2007 at 10:38 pm #112805 sharongooner he asked, as he arrived in a very drunken stupor…… 22 August, 2007 at 10:40 pm #112806 Matty while wondering why he no longer rhymed jumped straight back into his bottle of wine 22 August, 2007 at 10:44 pm #112807 sharongooner and headed on out of the county, cos a hunter wanted his bounty 22 August, 2007 at 10:45 pm #112808 Matty but he was no chocolate bar instead he found himself a car 22 August, 2007 at 10:46 pm #112809 sharongooner A great big Mustang You should have seen the thang 22 August, 2007 at 10:48 pm #112810 Matty as big as his cock this thing you could’nt fit in her gob 22 August, 2007 at 10:50 pm #112811 sharongooner The demon drink made him exaggerate The last thing he dipped it in turned out to be his mate 22 August, 2007 at 10:53 pm #112812 Matty but his mate did’nt mind infact he was glad of the ride he even asked if they could do it again but the little arsehole said, sorry’ i can’t take this pain 22 August, 2007 at 10:55 pm #112813 sharongooner The memory haunted him though, So he knew that it was time to go Time to leave this town behind And go and find another life Author Posts Viewing 10 posts - 71 through 80 (of 152 total) ← 1 … 7 8 9 … 16 → Get involved in this discussion! Log in or register now to have your say!