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goforadump
fancy a hump
call pink yoda
many have rode her
gizza kiss
have a snog
least my ar/se fits on my bog
keep on bitin
cos i love fightin
i know ur sad
cos u want me bad
but i’m vety fussy
i dont do pu/ssy. 8)@pats wrote:
goforadump
fancy a hump
call pink yoda
many have rode her
gizza kiss
have a snog
least my ar/se fits on my bog
keep on bitin
cos i love fightin
i know ur sad
cos u want me bad
but i’m vety fussy
i dont do pu/ssy. 8)Well yes that would make me very sad, luckily i wouldnt touch you with a stolen 1.
I dont even need to take the p!ss out of you after that effort, you make yourself look stupid enough, BRAVO! :P
Pats go back to what you do best
Go and be a sheep, like all the rest
Your atempt at being witty
Brings you nothing but pity
Now I know where I’ve seen you from!
It’s http://www.mingers.com@anita Gofradump wrote:
@pats wrote:
goforadump
fancy a hump
call pink yoda
many have rode her
gizza kiss
have a snog
least my ar/se fits on my bog
keep on bitin
cos i love fightin
i know ur sad
cos u want me bad
but i’m vety fussy
i dont do pu/ssy. 8)Well yes that would make me very sad, luckily i wouldnt touch you with a stolen 1.
I dont even need to take the p!ss out of you after that effort, you make yourself look stupid enough, BRAVO! :P
lmao. well i was waiting to ave my dentures soaked and my colostomy bag changed.and fred in the nxt room had borrowed my specs so i apologise for not reaching ur high expectations. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
@pinkyoda wrote:
Pats go back to what you do best
Go and be a sheep, like all the rest
Your atempt at being witty
Brings you nothing but pity
Now I know where I’ve seen you from!
It’s http://www.mingers.com:lol:
@pats wrote:
an just b4 the nurse gives me my bedbath think on this !!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
every morning… uphill BOTH ways… through year ’round
blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their
backs… to their one-room schoolhouse, where they
maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after school job at the local textile mill… where they
worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family
from starving to death.And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there
was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like
that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve
got it.But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!And I hate of say it but you kids today don’t know how good
you’ve got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The
Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to
the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card
catalog!!
There was no email. We had to actually write somebody a
letter… with a pen! then you had to walk all the way
across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
take like a week to get there!There were no MP3’s or Napsters… You wanted to steal music
, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift
it yourself. Or you had to Wait around all day to tape it
off of the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the
beginning and @#*% it all up!And talk about hardship? You couldn’t just download cuddles and hugs.
You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless
dude to buy you a copy of “Hustler” at the 7-11. Those were
your options.We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on
the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
that’s it. And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID boxes
either… when the phone rang, you had no idea who it was.
It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, a
collections agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick
it up and take your chances mister!We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolutin 3-D grapics! We had the Atari 2600 with games
like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics
sucked. Your guy was a little square… you actually had to
use your imagination!And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just
one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just
kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until
you died! .Just like LIFE!Sure we had cable television, but back then that was only
like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no
remote control. You had to use a little book called the TV
Guide to find out what was on. You were screwed when it came
to channel surfing… you had to get off your ass and walk
over to the TV to change the station and there was
no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on
Saturday morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to
wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging
stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever
kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled.You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980.
[-( [-(
Oh the shame of getting caught copying someone else’s work. :roll:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Back%20in%20the%2080's.htm@anita Gofradump wrote:
@pats wrote:
an just b4 the nurse gives me my bedbath think on this !!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their
tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were
growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school
every morning… uphill BOTH ways… through year ’round
blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their
backs… to their one-room schoolhouse, where they
maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after school job at the local textile mill… where they
worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family
from starving to death.And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there
was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like
that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve
got it.But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look
around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so easy!
I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!And I hate of say it but you kids today don’t know how good
you’ve got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The
Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to
the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card
catalog!!
There was no email. We had to actually write somebody a
letter… with a pen! then you had to walk all the way
across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would
take like a week to get there!There were no MP3’s or Napsters… You wanted to steal music
, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift
it yourself. Or you had to Wait around all day to tape it
off of the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the
beginning and @#*% it all up!And talk about hardship? You couldn’t just download cuddles and hugs.
You had to steal it from your brother or bribe some homeless
dude to buy you a copy of “Hustler” at the 7-11. Those were
your options.We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on
the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal,
that’s it. And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID boxes
either… when the phone rang, you had no idea who it was.
It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, a
collections agent, you just didn’t know!!! You had to pick
it up and take your chances mister!We didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with
high-resolutin 3-D grapics! We had the Atari 2600 with games
like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids” and the graphics
sucked. Your guy was a little square… you actually had to
use your imagination!And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just
one screen forever. And you could never win. The game just
kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until
you died! .Just like LIFE!Sure we had cable television, but back then that was only
like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu and no
remote control. You had to use a little book called the TV
Guide to find out what was on. You were screwed when it came
to channel surfing… you had to get off your ass and walk
over to the TV to change the station and there was
no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on
Saturday morning. Do you hear what I’m saying!?! We had to
wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little brats!And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging
stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever
kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled.You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980.
[-( [-(
Oh the shame of getting caught copying someone else’s work. :roll:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Back%20in%20the%2080's.htm:lol: u didnt really think it was original did ye. pml. :roll:
BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LOL
@pinkyoda wrote:
Pats go back to what you do best
Go and be a sheep, like all the rest
Your atempt at being witty
Brings you nothing but pity
Now I know where I’ve seen you from!
It’s http://www.mingers.comurs is a better likeness. :wink:
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