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Well im tired and about to knock off
why dont you all stop moaning and just fck off!Dear oh deary me, Matty!
This thread is getting very catty
It was the monkey offering a kiss
As I was just taking the pis.s
You took a dislike to me from the start
Cos you have the sense of humour, of a day old fart
Lighten up and don’t be a tit
Or are you just another sad old git?
This thread is just a great big farce
If you can’t have a laugh Matty
Then kiss my big fat ars.e!seems likes its not me
but you who can’t take a joke
no need to take me so serious
i’m only having a poke@matty wrote:
seems likes its not me
but you who can’t take a joke
no need to take me so serious
i’m only having a pokeA poke? oooerr :wink: :P :P
Let’s keep it in context
And not become biased or vexed
It’s about having a laugh
And not throwing a rant by halfLight-hearted and with fun
Think not of rain but of sun
Keep focused on the bare facts
And from the truth not detractEnjoy everyday because that’s the gift
Smile each hour not create a rift
Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed to be provided
So think about what you have decidedIn a world of fair and equal patter
You’d like to think this was just chatter
Nothing more than lines in an abyss
Topped of with nothing more than a XThis place is so borin and lacks any humour,
You sad old gossip queens, i wish you would get a brain tumour.
For the rumours and lies you have spread about me,
Even when im not here, you cant forget about me.For the times you brown nose’s got me banned,
Watch out fckers, ill be there when it’s not manned.
To give you back some of your own stuff,
So when you moan and b!tch about me, guess what…its just tough.Fools have come and fools have gone,
you have tried ganging up on me, but you couldnt beat me, not 1.Worry not your leader is here,
No doubt you will run in fear.
So go find yourself a guide and talk about me,
Cos this time, i’ll show you how bad i can be.Today is a new and better than before,
Yesterday was so sad as i left your door.For the good times we had and spent together,
Now it’s all gone and i wonder whether,
You still care or even think of me,
But i know i should not think of what could be.Today is a new and better than before,
We all need to move on and not settle a score.I have moved on and had a first date,
We partied all night long and stayed out late.
And now im home alone but i dont miss ya,
revenge is a b!tch, im now bangin ya sister.Phantom JC killer strikes again,
I wonder who’s name it will claim.For all you saddo’s who claimed to be dead,
To turn up weeks later and announce your getting wed.
From the sad guide who claimed to have cancer,
To Geoff’s 5minute loves who vanish and wont answer.To those who dissapear and want a new start,
You wouldnt be in this mess if you wasnt a tart.
And those who just want some attention, somebody forgot to mention,
That when you play games and hurt another, it will be you running for cover.So dont come around with your sad stories,
Cos i know you basterds lie more than the tories.
An when the JC grim reaper comes knockin at your door,
Remember, you shouldnt of been that JC Whore.I applied to be a guide even sent a mail
I never got nothing back, does that mean i fail?Well guess what, i dont wanna be a guide,
Cos i am pure and good inside.
Not like those scumbags you guys hired,
Half of them are on drugs and totally wired.Many a guide has come and gone,
But i am yet to see a good one.And those who ban for personal gain,
And them who stalk but wont accept blame.
We know who you are and you cant win,
As i laugh at you with a evil grin.I’m tired and i guess that’s it,
I’m beyond carin and dont give a sh!t.
As lay my head down for some sleep,
I will laugh at the guides as they are my sheep@anita Gofradump wrote:
As lay my head down for some sleep,
I will laugh at the guides as they are my sheep
and there was me thinkin I was the only insomniac tonight. :shock:
Im off for some dreams, your poems were lovely 8)
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