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  • #112824

    ugo

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    There was a young man from Bombay
    who fashioned a c**t out of clay
    The heat from his Pr1ck turned the clay into Brick
    & he chaffed his poor foreskin away !!! :lol:

    You ruined our song!!!

    (But fucking made me laugh at the same time!!)

    Does that mean Im UNIQUE ?

    #112825

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    There was a young man from Bombay
    who fashioned a c**t out of clay
    The heat from his Pr1ck turned the clay into Brick
    & he chaffed his poor foreskin away !!! :lol:

    You ruined our song!!!

    (But fucking made me laugh at the same time!!)

    Does that mean Im UNIQUE ?

    Does that mean Your Unique?

    we have you here each day of the week
    speaking with such critique
    writing with your winning streak
    sounding like a Classical GEEK
    what is the Capital of MOZAMBIQUE..??

    #112826

    MAPUTO: I have to be honest i did’nt have a clue, i had to consult google to tell it to you,
    so there it is maputo it said, now i have found it i can get ready for bed ! :lol:

    #112827

    Well done ‘Maybe’, but it has to be said
    Finding that answer before you went to bed
    You could be mistaken for being a nerd
    Or even the ‘Google Gimp’, that geeky turd!

    #112828

    who are you to say who is what
    you have your own life have you not?
    if you don’t like google nerds, then what do you use
    i’m no nerd, but i know which i would choose

    #112829

    Omg this is getting heavy,
    i really am feeling unsteady,
    how can i be mistaken for the google gimp,
    when all his efforts bloody stink,
    well now all my opinions have been aired,
    i must go cause matty’s making me scared ! :? :?

    ps yoddy love the siggy xx

    #112830

    Matty you are taking it far to serious
    Have you drank too much? And just a tad delirious?
    If not, then Im going to request a JC ban
    We can’t be having a ‘Google Gimp’ fan!

    #112831

    serious is my middle name
    my last name is just the same
    so please don’t ever take the mick
    otherwise i’ll be asking you to suck my dick

    #112832

    Is your dic.k a fairly good size?
    Or are you like other guys and full of lies?
    It doesnt matter to me of course
    Unless you are hung like a horse!
    As for me taking the pis.s..
    Thats what I do, So gis a kiss!

    :P :P :P

    #112833

    thanks for the offer
    but I just need somone to maker it harder,
    not softer
    I’m not being funny, hunny
    just i would rather kiss a monkey

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