Revenge

A woman recently lost her husband.
she had him cremated and brought his
ashes home. one day she picked up the
urn he was in, and poured him out on the
coffee table.

then she started talking to him, and tracing her
fingers in the ashes. she said,’ you know that fur
coat you promised me irving ? i bought it with the
insurance money,’

she then said, ‘ irving, remember that new car you promised me ?’
well, i bought it with the insurance money’…..

then she said, ‘ and remember the big beautiful house that sits
at the top of the hill that i fell in love with and you said we
couldnt afford it….
well i bought that too with the insurance money and i love living here……’

still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said ,….

‘irving, remember that blow job i promised you ?…….

well…………………….here it comes….’ :twisted:

Have you ever had revenge on someone???????