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18 December, 2017 at 9:26 pm #1082931
F#@k Lazarus, and Christianity, this is about as relevant and interesting as the cricket fixtures of 1881. Start your own thread on that, don’t hijack mine.
This thread is about Religion and how it can be compared to a penis,
and how it should be “handled” like a penis,
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18 December, 2017 at 9:32 pm #1082934 scientology is a religion like a penis, they pull your plonker tile they have squeezed every penny and every bit of life out of ya.Then when your fooked they have no interest in you. SIANTOLOGY THE AFTERMATH,leah reminey on catch up.What a disgrace.What it should be called is a cult.2 members liked this post.
18 December, 2017 at 9:56 pm #1082939Excellent Jamie, and thanks for getting us back on track.
I think a few religions should be re-classified as cults.
I’ve yet to see a religion that isn’t trying to con you for a few quid somehow, anyhow.
Someone buy the old geezer a new pair of socks, it’s a bitter winter so far.
19 December, 2017 at 12:23 am #1082951Sorry, alfie, the one who originates the thread doesn’t own it.
If anyone wants to continue seriously on a serious board, please do.
If not, then no bother.
But Father Alfie can certainly complain to Bishop Martin that someone has tried to make ‘his’religion thread boring by talking about irrelevant topics like Christianity, and that this is really a thread about daft pr*cks.
And with humour like this, how can the congregation be stopped from peeing in the aisles?
Father McKenzie Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near Look at him working Darning his socks in the night when thereâs nobody there What does he care? Someone buy the old geezer a new pair of socks, itâs a bitter winter so far.
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19 December, 2017 at 12:40 am #1082953I don’t think anyone here gives a toss about Lazarus to be honest Scep.
You’re not missing out on much đ
19 December, 2017 at 12:43 am #1082955Lazarus – David Bowie RIP
19 December, 2017 at 7:29 am #1082963I’m actually researching Lazarus, and reading John before I post.
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19 December, 2017 at 9:24 am #1082972Jesus getting some bad press here ok hes been a bit aloof lately but hes beaten up tax collectors turned water in wine and hes a dab hand with fish and bread picnics his birthday is coming up sunbeams so please be nice.
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19 December, 2017 at 10:14 am #1082978I don’t think some people here give a toss about anything but themselves, Alfie, but that has never stopped me posting.
I posted the lazarus post in the hope that it may interest someone, anyone. Pot luck.
In the case of lazarus, I had a couple of specific individuals in mind, and one at least seems to show some interest.
Best for us both not to assume that everyone shares only our enthusiasms, hey, alfie?
19 December, 2017 at 10:43 am #1082980The Christian church is nothing like Scientology. I’m not going to argue about it.I don’t have the energy. As far as I’m concerned where I live the church do good things. I also believe there is a lot of learning in the bible. Im going to look in to this lazarus because iv never heard of all this.
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