Reasons to be cheerful

People having a worse month than you………

1. Indian farmer D Jaggalah died after drinking
bootleg booze. Villagers at his cremation raised
a glass to toast their friend, but used the
same batch of alcohol that killed Jaggalah.
Ten funeral goers were poisoned. And died.

2. Sam McGilton, a 72 year-old West Virginia man
was arrested while being caught masturbating
in a library, while wearing a flowery dress,
red stilettos and a bouffant woman’s wig. Photo:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0320061lady1.html

3. Dog Condoms Inc had to recall their product
due to “an unacceptable failure rate resulting
in canine pregnancies.” Plus the meat-scented
rubbers were proving too tempting, and
proving to be a choking hazard.

4. Richard Parker from Felixstowe got drunk in
his local pub, undressed, urinated in the pocket
of the pool table, stuck a pool ball between
his arse cheeks, walked through the pub and
deposited it in a drip tray at the bar. Richard
was sentenced to 28 days in prison.

5. An undercover reporter for a Sunday tabloid
set out recently to do an exposé on a British
Neo-Nazi group. He managed to befriend some
of them well enough to be invited out to the
pub. Unfortunately, they rumbled that he was a
journalist rather quickly when he offered to
buy the drinks… then asked the barman
if he could have a receipt.

:D :D :D :D :D