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@madcat wrote:
Please could I put forward some suggestions for the manifesto?
1. All politicians to wear a uniform ie, Labour bright red, conservative bright blue, Green party – sludge green, BNP – grey with little swasstikas all over ? – you can’t tell what party they’re from from what comes out of their mouth except the me me me party!
2. Carers & people who work with elderly/ kids/disabled to receive a proper living wage
3.All politicians can only be paid the minimum wage & live in the poorest part of the community they are supposed to serve – give them a taste of real life!
4. Politicians to use public transport at all times if this is available within 3 miles of their destination.
I somehow dont think that PB’s manifesto would be quite like that!!
I’m not that sensible! Just thought it would brighten up the house of commons and would make easier egg-throwing & flour bomb targets!
Would also like to add to the manifesto – decent TV.
Interesting people in BB
Decent childrens TV- bring back magic roundabout/trumpton/HR Puffinstuff/Dangermouse & count Duckula
stupid quiz shows banned from TV
If temperatures reach over 80 degrees, the day is declared a public holiday
council houses no longer allowed to be sold
kids have lessons in how to play at school – ie, skipping, imaginative games etc.any other nice but not too sensible ideas?
I have a manifest as well as a manifesto, in fact the facts in my manifesto are manifest.
We will end all crime by abolishing all laws. If there are no laws you cannot break them so there will be no need for prisons or police or Courts and particularly no need for lawyers. (Sorry about this chaps – better not vote MRLP eh???).
The money saved will be spent on reducing Taxes and buying coloured balloons for everybody.
If anybody breaks any of the old laws (the ones we will abolish) they will have to spend time sweeping the streets and cleaning out lavatories and collecting the weekly rubbish from all homes. In this way we will save even more money on Council Tax which will be spent on reducing Council Tax as well as buying even more coloured balloons.
More to follow……
@forumhostpb wrote:
Quite simple really – I am the President of the JustChat Chapter.
Nuff said!!!
I bet u look quite fetching in leopard skin trousers PB… :-… :wink:
The second phase of my manifesto will be to encourage global warming by any means we can. The heat thus generated will mean that all females will have to wear bikinis at all times, whilst the savings on central heating bills can be put towards buying more coloured balloons (and cakes).
I now want to make the maifesto ”interactive” and I am opening it up for contributions from interested voters. The only rule is that the policy must seem to be workable at first glance.
PS: Cousin Franco sends his regards and promises a horses head to all those who don’t vote for me !!!
@Lambrini Girl wrote:
ALL women PB??
This might be a workable policy, but is it a desirable one????
Froggy – lovely piccy pet – and may I say I’m impressed with your weight loss – since the last time I saw you
A few years now – but you have done well – Special K is it ???I am preparing a list but have to get it through the sub-committee first (you know what these political meetings can be like ffs).
Ok now that PB is back I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the agreed motions from the South-Central branch of the MRLP:
1. Garden hedges to be kept to a maximum height of 5 feet (so that we can look over at neighbours sunbathing or just generally be nosey).
2. All ChatRooms to be monitored by Paedo-Martials with GUNS!
3. Nobody allowed on MSN until they have washed, shaved (if appropriate) and are FULLY DRESSED. No alcohol to be consumed unless purchased on the premises e.g. 40’s room bar.
4. Interest rates to be determined by a new ‘basket of goods’ including mobile phone bills, Sky subscription charges, speeding fines, fags and petrol prices.
5. All unmarried women over the age of 30 to be auctioned on Ebay.
6. Parents to be given the right to ‘divorce’ their children
7. Employees to have the right to take as much time off as they want during football tournaments (half-pay if their team reaches the latter stages).
8. National holidays to be declared anytime it’s sunny.
9. The tide at Weston Super Mare to be in during the morning so people don’t have to walk a mile through the mud.
10.. God to be given a deadline of no more than 6 months to make an appearance before a magistrate otherwise Churches to have all their gold confiscated and all the worshippers charged under new conspiracy to defraud legislation.
There, can i get back to my dinner now ;)
This is getting much better. I am keeping the situation under constant review from my Italian hideaway and can report that I have personally approved all policy suggestions put forward so far.
The only thing we need to do now is to ensure that all candidates at any election are official MRLP sponsored ones and we have the whole thing sewn up.
@forumhostpb wrote:
This is getting much better. I am keeping the situation under constant review from my Italian hideaway and can report that I have personally approved all policy suggestions put forward so far.
The only thing we need to do now is to ensure that all candidates at any election are official MRLP sponsored ones and we have the whole thing sewn up.
PB when u comin back????? your children need you fgs :wink: :wink: :wink: nahhhhhhhh hope ur havin a real good time on yer hols xxx
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