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  • 27 July, 2008 at 1:26 pm #10937

    bon bon

    I was actually venturing out tonight to a real life quiz with a real life man
    Ive dyed my hair, shave my legs and armpits, plucked my eyebrows and applied a face pack.
    My daughters brought out various fashionable items I might care to wear.
    I even washed my kitchen floor so he didn’t have to wipe his feet on the way out.
    A spare toothbrush was placed discreetly in the bathroom just in case…….

    What happens?????

    Hes phoned me to say he’s got a better offer.

    Stuff Real Life

    I’m going to JC’s quiz in my jim jams

    27 July, 2008 at 2:05 pm #357536

    Pete

    His loss eh

    27 July, 2008 at 2:06 pm #357537

    fpolitics

    awwwww bon bon well he obviously werent worth it and its his loss now, far better to sit comfy in the JC quiz in your jim jams lol :)

    27 July, 2008 at 2:11 pm #357538

    bon bon

    classy pink checked jim jams from asda no less
    at least my hair will look wonderful and I’ve no need to put make up on
    I’m sure whatever he’s doing it won’t be as good a night if he’d chosen to pick me
    Some men just don’t have any taste :roll:

    27 July, 2008 at 2:19 pm #357539

    JohnBoy25

    I’m sure whatever he’s doing it won’t be as good a night if he’d chosen to pick me
    Some men just don’t have any taste

    Still, at least you’re not showing any signs of bitterness :lol:

    27 July, 2008 at 2:34 pm #357540

    bon bon

    bitter me???? noooooooooo ! I’m a sweetie !!!

    *continues sticking pins into doll’s eyes* :twisted:

    27 July, 2008 at 2:44 pm #357541

    Reason

    Invite him again but make sure ya clean the bog with the spare tooth brush before discretely placing it for him to use :twisted:

    Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

    27 July, 2008 at 2:48 pm #357542

    bon bon

    I’d done that already

    Hes done me a favour anyway
    Ive just dropped my pepparami slices on floor
    My kitchen floor was so clean I just picked them up and continued making my sandwich

    27 July, 2008 at 5:41 pm #357543

    PATS

    i’d forgotton how funny u were bon bon lmao…….dunno what just med me laugh most..this thread or sunny semi slimmed milk post…………titters. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    27 July, 2008 at 5:45 pm #357544

    bon bon

    @pats wrote:

    i’d forgotton how funny u were bon bon lmao…….dunno what just med me laugh most..this thread or sunny semi slimmed milk post…………titters. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I lost my sense of humour for a couple of years Pats
    but its back with a vengeance
    mwahhhhhhhhhhhh

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