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Let me guess……..

A Mother had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married, and mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started. She made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex was going.

The first daughter sent a card from her honeymoon in Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe”. At first mom was puzzled, but she went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good til the last drop.” Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent her card from Vermont a week after the wedding. The card said only: “Benson & Hedges”. Mom went to the drawer where her husband kept his cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size”. Again mum was slightly embarrassed, but she was happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Mom started to get really worried. Then after a month, the card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky hand writing were the words “British Airways”.

Mum took out her latest Harpers Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: “Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”

Mum fainted ….

hi all just a quickie to say thanks for listening and for phoning in and joining in with debates etc,

with regards to music i do try and play everything im asked for sometimes i cant for whatever reason but i do try!!

thanks again for listening im glad you enjoy the show

Aaron x

@sharongooner wrote:

I seriously dont think I can do it….. will decide on Wednesday.

If I cant I hope some brave person can bale me out?

I was listening to aaron till 1.30 last night :oops:

Bless! get a glass of vino down ya shazz..you`l do great! x

@aaron_ade wrote:

hi all just a quickie to say thanks for listening and for phoning in and joining in with debates etc,

with regards to music i do try and play everything im asked for sometimes i cant for whatever reason but i do try!!

thanks again for listening im glad you enjoy the show

Aaron x

Request please Aaron, dedicate to rubyred
(happy birthday hun x)

Anarchy In The Uk
pistols

must be the 1976 EMI single

So did this quiz self-implode or what ? or is pats’ mighty cry of victory now yet another deleted thread ?

who won ? and what’s the score ?

doh !