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27 September, 2006 at 4:59 am #242701
Well, this went well didn’t it. From a car being racist by its revving, to something I can’t quite get to grips with, I tried, honestly I did. But words simply fail me.
27 September, 2006 at 7:30 am #242702The big irony of the ‘racist’ Lotus revver is this: –
Lotus is owned by the Proton car company of Malaysia. Malaysia is a predominantly muslim country.
having had a proton myself i was under the impression it was made by mitsubishi ?? or atleast thats what the log book said
Mitsubishi used to own a stake in Proton but not now – from what I could find on the net it is state owned by the Malaysian government.
27 September, 2006 at 9:50 am #242703@geoff wrote:
As much as I find you offensive young Thomas, you are of the same mind as me regarding Ruby, I have spent months trying to decipher her code… i think it’s something along the lines of omega.
I think even the good old boys and gals of Bletchley Park would find that a struggle :!: :!: :P :wink:
27 September, 2006 at 9:54 am #242704@geoff wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
ironically erm..GEOFF,,my “rants” are usually the fact im manic..
i can see me here all night and NO one knows i have even had a drink., yeah im Bi-polar.yet i HAVE been here ,,and folks like the old man PB assume im drunk.Im level and happy and my man IS the TOP lawyer..and it makes me laugh a wee bit.
its when im calm i “rant” ..and you KNOW im manic as i HAVE told you before .
Blimey, you have a bloke now… thats a new one!
Ruby you have spoken so much bullshit in the past few months you’ve been here, is it any wonder people think you’re a weirdo? You post like a drunk, constantly, and if you aren’t drunk then you just have no grip of communication. But knowing as I do you stole someone’s JD for breakfast I can only imagine you spend your life on the juice. The way you swing to and fro with people and use their wild claims as the front for your accusations, suggests total insecurity. And then you go down these romantic roads of your man being a top lawyer, etc. Who are you trying to impress or kid? Bi-polar is yet another front for your alcohol addiction. Wake up lesley or one day very soon you may never wake up at all.
Purely opinion you understand.
Dont be nasty Geoff if you have anything to say thats that personal, do the gentlemanly thing and send her a pm :roll: :(
27 September, 2006 at 9:58 am #242705@bassingbourne55 wrote:
The big irony of the ‘racist’ Lotus revver is this: –
Lotus is owned by the Proton car company of Malaysia. Malaysia is a predominantly muslim country.
having had a proton myself i was under the impression it was made by mitsubishi ?? or atleast thats what the log book said
Mitsubishi used to own a stake in Proton but not now – from what I could find on the net it is state owned by the Malaysian government.
Well thanks for that BB55 !! I thought for a minute i was going dolally…mind you reading half these posts i bloody well am !! :wink: :P
27 September, 2006 at 10:03 am #242706Just for the record though….I would like to say I think Rubes is great, TT and I have come to an understanding ( one which i will be reiterating to him in pm) :wink: And finally ….can we get back to what this post was actually about ?? :roll: :wink: :?
27 September, 2006 at 10:40 am #242707Re: Ruby’s Code.
I think that the code used is created by taking a PC, keyboard, mouse & screen etc. To this hardware is added some software in the form of an operator or user. The setup ideally should be electronically connected to the internet – but this isn’t essential for code creation.
The user is then infused with a quantity of Ethyl Alchohol (or Ethanol). This can be flavoured with any fruit or vegetable of the user’s choice. Typically this flavouring is an extract of the grape or grain mixed with hops but the flavouring is not essential for the code creating purpose. It can also be diluted with other liquids but this only delays the onset of the code creation phenomenon.
Over time, and as the quantity of ingested Ethyl Alchohol is absorbed by the user into their bloodstream, the code writing ability becomes progressively more apparent. Once the concentration of Ethyl Alchohol / blood mixture within the user has reached an optimum level, the encodong process can commence.
(The optimum level will vary from one user to another but generally the correct concentration is reached when the users’s eyes turn bloodshot and their balance is heavily impaired).
To commence the code creation process, the user is placed in front of the keyboard and instructed to type whatever thoughts come into their head at the time. What emerges onto the screen via the PC is guaranteed to be an unbreakable ‘one time’ code that will make perfect sense to the user – but appear to be total rubbish to the rest of the world.
NB: WARNING – This code creation process in irreversible even by the creator and once the Ethyll Alchohol concentration has reduced to normal levels, the entire code will be permanently erased from the creators data store.
27 September, 2006 at 11:23 am #242708bloody ‘ell PB your a founatin of knowledge and im coming in for a swim :P :shock: :wink: By the way can you send me the recipe :?: :!: :wink:
27 September, 2006 at 3:41 pm #242709well the way the climate, changes in this country, we will not be able to tell the differences, catch 22,
we with all be well sun burn, so why doe,s every one blame the colour off our skin,?????
not untill we open our mouths, keep it shut no trouble, pardon, or thousand pardons,
Wott ever happen to, we can’t do anything untill a crime, as been committed,
like he ran over me, no its I think he was,,,,,,,,,,,,man goe,s in bank to draw money
he looks suspiciouse, just like the guy on the train, shoot first ask question after, poor guy
wott was is name, police got away with it, money talks ok, its a crazy world,
27 September, 2006 at 9:51 pm #242710@fergie50 wrote:
well the way the climate, changes in this country, we will not be able to tell the differences, catch 22,
we with all be well sun burn, so why doe,s every one blame the colour off our skin,?????
not untill we open our mouths, keep it shut no trouble, pardon, or thousand pardons,
Wott ever happen to, we can’t do anything untill a crime, as been committed,
like he ran over me, no its I think he was,,,,,,,,,,,,man goe,s in bank to draw money
he looks suspiciouse, just like the guy on the train, shoot first ask question after, poor guy
wott was is name, police got away with it, money talks ok, its a crazy world,
I take it you’re not English then…or just learning it? Which country are you from?
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