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You said the south dipstick Croydon isnt the whole south i fucking live in Pompey so i know :wink:
@smiley wrote:
Let’s face it, Emma, England’s dead. Dead.
I went to Croydon on Sunday, and I was the only English person there.
I wasn’t allowed into a Wetherspoons there because my St. George badge was found to be “offensive” by the Russian.. perhaps Polish or Czech (all same to me) doorman.. (then why is he in England if he finds it offensive? Foreign kunt)
I got on the 410 to Wallington where I was the only white (English) person there, including the bus driver who was black and had an African accent.
I was walking through Croydon watching my back at every step, just expecting the gangs of blacks, Osama Bin Laden look-alikes and his ninja women to start running towards me with knives or worse, a suicide bomb.
I came back to Yorkshire yesterday and my friend thinks I’m joking when I tell him I was the only English person down there. But the depressing thing is, I’m being 100% serious. I really WAS the only English person there.
I went into Sainsbury’s for some bitter for the coach.. every single worker in there was an immigrant. All brown & black.
Went into Burger King, the till worker had a Commie accent, so again was Russian or Polish and the people in the back were brown and black.
Went into the pub (one that actually let me in), the person serving me was Indian, the doorman was black… for the 2 days I was down there, I only got to talk to another English person once I was at Victoria Coach Station coming back to Yorkshire.. full of Yorkshire people going back to Yorkshire. The coach back home only had white people on it, every one of them from Yorkshire. All of them amazed at how un-English the south is.
In the words of the band “999” – ‘BYE BYE ENGLAND’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9Jy1BVZCENah, they didnt let you in coz you is ginger, innit :wink:
@pete wrote:
You said the south dipstick Croydon isnt the whole south i fucking live in Pompey so i know :wink:
It is written that he who lives in Pompey shall know great wisdom and guide many to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
@smiley wrote:
@pete wrote:
When i did geographyCroydon wasnt the south
Croydon isn’t down south?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:It’s as south as you can fu*cking get without ending up in Brighton you dipstick !!!
Did your geography teacher ever let you know that you was holding the map of Britain upside down? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loving the Sid karaoke clip… 8)
@pete wrote:
You said the south dipstick Croydon isnt the whole south i fucking live in Pompey so i know :wink:
Lmao@Croydon isn’t in the south :lol:
Attached is a map of England. I have highlighted the north, the south, and the general area where Croydon lies. As you can clearly see, Croydon is the saaahth, not the noowath.
I win. And as usual, when I win, I have no need to return to the thread, so all replies are futile since they will not be read.
Whoop whoop. I win. Must be my debut return.
@fastcars wrote:
@smiley wrote:
@pete wrote:
When i did geographyCroydon wasnt the south
Croydon isn’t down south?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:It’s as south as you can fu*cking get without ending up in Brighton you dipstick !!!
Did your geography teacher ever let you know that you was holding the map of Britain upside down? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loving the Sid karaoke clip… 8)
My mate’s phone cut out half way through it :( the ending was the best !
He recorded me doing Anarchy In The UK, too, but the file transferred as corrupted. He’s gonna record me properly next time anyway :D
@sir Actor wrote:
@pete wrote:
You said the south dipstick Croydon isnt the whole south i fucking live in Pompey so i know :wink:
It is written that he who lives in Pompey shall know great wisdom and guide many to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
or the tower if ya interested :wink:
to use your argument smiley ive been to york that means the north is full of student homosexuals and there no saving it :shock:
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