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  • #472630

    eve

    The best thing that a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

    #472631

    I’m dreaming of a better tomorrow. where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives :D

    #472632

    nobody as ever explained it to me fully> so now i ask did the chicken cross the road?
    if so why?

    #472633

    It wasn’t a chicken, it was a duck on his way to a bank robbery…the chicken was framed! :twisted:

    (please excuse my silly mood today, normal service will be resumed shortly)

    #472634

    Do chickens ever cross roads?

    :shock:

    #472635

    They do pepsi… if they are running late and want to take a short cut :D

    …..and its true never trust those ducks jen :D I have one calls at my house everyday for a weetabix and he cuts up nasty if I dont get him one :D

    #472636

    Yes …I guess so Mrs T :lol:

    My advice to all late chickens .. Call a taxi !

    :shock:

    #472637

    anc

    I got a cockeral up the road who thinks it is dawn at 3pm – sounds like it is on its’ last legs – might get a taxi for him one of these days! :D

    #472638

    I like a bit of message board banter and humourr, but I’m really not into personal attacks and grudges of this kind.

    #472639

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I like a bit of message board banter and humourr, but I’m really not into personal attacks and grudges of this kind.

    :D

    “don’t let the b*startds get you down.”

    A cockerel got run over whilst crossing the road. As he lay in hospital, the doctor had bad news for his wife. “I’m sorry, Mrs Cluck, but your husband has fallen into a korma.”

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