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    I had to respect my mum, although, she was thwacking me with a slipper at the time.. :lol:

    #148943

    @woohoo wrote:

    Have you ever cross dressed? :?

    Yeah- wore a black mini skirt, shite blouse tied above the belly and wedged shoes.

    It was a good night- I ended dating the girl I borrowed the skirt from :lol:

    Have you ever walked in on your parents/guardians having sex? :oops:

    #148944

    omg Freakers …yes but at the time I didn’t know what they were doing until years later I kind of figured it out :oops:
    hope my kids have never caught me!!

    have you ever changed a price sticker in a shop?

    #148945

    I can do better, i can steal it instead!! :lol:

    Have you ever been caught shop-lifting?..

    #148946

    Yeah- a 10p bar of Chomp and a water baloon.
    I was about 9 at the time and wanted to impress the bigger boys outside the shop.
    I got caught, stood in the corner while the old lady who was at the till waited for the boss to come down from the flat above before calling the cops.

    My god, how I ran for my life!!!! :evil:

    Have you ever had a speeding ticket?

    #148947

    yes!!! my first ever speeding ticket was issued to me a few months back! fooking speed cameras bludy liberties I was only doing 40mph in a 30mph zone…I mean 8)

    has anyone here ever taken viagra (if you don’t tell the truth you won’t go to heaven :lol: )

    #148948

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    yes!!! my first ever speeding ticket was issued to me a few months back! fooking speed cameras bludy liberties I was only doing 40mph in a 30mph zone…I mean 8)

    has anyone here ever taken viagra (if you don’t tell the truth you won’t go to heaven :lol: )


    Yes, it’s always worth trying.. Just have to have some heart pills at hand too.. :lol: Saying that, i’d not complain if I went via se xual intercourse.. It’d be quite funny having that quoted on your family tree. See you in heaven Kent.. :lol:

    Do you fantasise about other people whilst making sweet Lurvvveeee?..

    C’mon, it’s a well known fact that a majority of us do.. (I had to think of Dot Cotton so not to delay the finish)

    #148949

    @woohoo wrote:

    [/size] (I had to think of Dot Cotton so not to delay the finish)

    :lol: :lol: :lol: that made me laugh out loud

    #148950

    If I think of Pat, i can go for hours.. :lol:

    #148951

    what a thought :shock:

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