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    I would like to encounter the bloke who invented emoticons.

    He probably worked for some classy New York advertising agency back in the early sixties and never made a cent out of his smiling bastardised yellow patronising smallpox scabs wot I truly respect.

    and that is why I wouldn’t nut the koont.

    and Jesus, Zoroaster, and the Buddha…………..just for some chill time wiv poetry, general tree hugging, and turning water into wine.

    Which is a handy skill when Threshers are shut.

    and Frank McLintock

    and Rainer Maria wotsisname

    and that nurse in the Crimean War. No, not the one with the lamp, that Jamaican lady who never gets the credit.

    and Leonard Cheshire, wot a cool guy he was

    feck me there’s loads and each deserve their own thread.

    #372447

    paula yates…………i thought she was brilliant. i followed her career read her autibigraphy..an was more gutted wen she died then princess di.

    #372448

    @toybulldog wrote:

    I would like to encounter the bloke who invented emoticons.

    He probably worked for some classy New York advertising agency back in the early sixties and never made a cent out of his smiling nice guy yellow patronising smallpox scabs wot I truly respect.

    and that is why I wouldn’t nut the koont.

    and Jesus, Zoroaster, and the Buddha…………..just for some chill time wiv poetry, general tree hugging, and turning water into wine.

    Which is a handy skill when Threshers are shut.

    and Frank McLintock

    and Rainer Maria wotsisname

    and that nurse in the Crimean War. No, not the one with the lamp, that Jamaican lady who never gets the credit.

    and Leonard Cheshire, wot a cool guy he was

    feck me there’s loads and each deserve their own thread.

    Take that right back now about Frank!

    Just cos he aint on Soccer saturday anymore dont mean he is dead…!

    How do you spell soccar? I cant seem to be able to… then again I throw like such a girl it is no surprise. You should see where the loo rolls end up when I throw them upstairs…

    #372449

    I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

    but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..

    #372450

    @rubyred wrote:

    I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

    but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..

    Big hugs to you lady x

    {{{Rubester}}}

    #372451

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

    but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..

    Big hugs to you lady x

    {{{Rubester}}}

    cheers “gulp” god knows where THAT came from ! tis true and thanks for the hugs i needed them after re reading my own words !

    #372452

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

    but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..

    Big hugs to you lady x

    {{{Rubester}}}

    cheers “gulp” god knows where THAT came from ! tis true and thanks for the hugs i needed them after re reading my own words !

    Id give you the world if I could make that happen for you, you know that x

    #372453

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    I think id love to spend the night in cafe society in New York with Dorothy Parker. to eavesdrop to my hearts delight.

    but i would secretly love 5 minutes with my mammy. but then i would get terribly greedy,and need more and more. I would apologize for being a precocious little lady,and tell her i did it all for attention. HER attention and no one elses. And i would cuddle her,and tell her things were okay .. JUST okay as she thought much more of me. She would know i was happy, and id leave her, with us both smiling. and id look in the mirror and think i was her as we are like twins. and smile.. again. ..

    Big hugs to you lady x

    {{{Rubester}}}

    cheers “gulp” god knows where THAT came from ! tis true and thanks for the hugs i needed them after re reading my own words !

    Id give you the world if I could make that happen for you, you know that x

    you know something hen ? i believe ye would xx (smiling)

    #372454

    @pats wrote:

    paula yates…………i thought she was brilliant. i followed her career read her autibigraphy..an was more gutted wen she died then princess di.

    I felt the same about Micael Hutchence 8)

    I wouldn’t mind travelling back in time to see him before he stuck the belt around his neck!

    I would like to see my nanna again, to hug her for one last time.

    Frank Sinatra to see if he really was the evil bastard everyone makes out, I’d ask him to sing That’s Life 8)

    #372455

    Caruso would be on my list, as would Farinelli. God, can you imagine hearing a real castrato in his prime…so to speak. LOL It would be weird as hell, but apparently the sounds were heavenly.

    Paris with Hemingway, Joyce, Pound, Stein…what a trip that would be. Sitting at a cafe, perhaps boinking Anais Nin. :twisted:

    Stephen

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