Psst! Nicey !!

Dear Nicey,

I have thought long and hard about the situation you have put me in, and decided that maybe ( only maybe) i should apologise ( with one ” P” ) to you.

Although , thinking about it , i am not sure why .. after all , all i did was show you a photo from a newspaper about ” your” David. I suppose it is natural these days for the press to get it wrong … but that wasn’t my fault was it? :roll:

And then that Maxie woman claiming that he was with her :shock: , must have erm … added to your distress, which i fully understand , i mean , if that was my man , and another woman posted for the whole world to see that he was with her – I probably wouldn’t be happy about it , in fact , thinking about it , i may well have thought about – a) slitting my wrists with manicure scissors b) cutting my throat ( and hopefully not missing, as i do need new glasses ) or …. c ) saying Pffft! and find myself a new man.

You clearly have thought about none of those things…. which has now created an even bigger problem.. as you are making it clear to all and sundry that the safe, which contains all my wool , and knitting accesories – is now on E-Bay :evil: .. which putting it mildly, i think it a rather cruel thing to do to an old lady like me. O:)

I would like to add , that is isn’t my fault you seem to be the only woman in the world who thinks ” Your” David is erm ……. worth looking at , let alone fighting over. :-# But we all have our cross to bear innit :-

However ……. as i am, how shall i put it ? A more mature ( = old lady ) and you are a young classy woman with big boobies apparently ( yes yes , i did know it is with two ” P”‘s) I feel i should attempt to be the better person here, and say sorry for any hurt , upset, and general Peeing off that i have caused you .

I should perhaps point out to you that Tinks , with the lovely little feet, put her five toes in as well .. which i actually think made you wonder if your feelings for David are truly warranted ,and therefore made you probably look a ninny :-k …( spelt with 3 ” Nnn”‘s ).

And now i have spent , goodness knows how long typing this , with endless interuptions, from erm ……..he who shall remain nameless,( but initial begins with a “D”) whilst doing so … I shall just hope that you find it in your heart to put this ridiculous , unecessary episode to and end – take the safe off E- Bay – and let me have my knitting back :(

Yours in anticipation,

Netty x x