progress?

not sure who wrote this one……. wasnt me lol

PROGRESS

My eggs don’t come from chickens, and
My butter’s not from cows.
My food’s full of preservatives
The F.D.A. allows.

My salt is just a substitute
My cheese contains no fat.
My drinks are dietetic, and
They taste a little flat.

My bread is full of vitamins;
It’s dark, and made of wheat.
My cereals are all whole grain,
And they are never sweet.

Men liked their women padded in
The days when I was thin;
But now that I have added curves,
The skinny look is in.

They say this scientific age
Gets better every year.
That all the new discoveries
Deserve a great big cheer.

But sometimes, when in retrospect
I view the hand of fate,
I really feel that I was born
One hundred years too late!