Is Wigan anywhere near Bognor? I’ve heard Bognor rocks. Shall I go to the bank and hope this little glitch is fixed by my return? Or shall I put some gunk on my hair? Ooooooooh I have so much time now this place is broken down.
Apparently the final words of King George V on his deathbed were
“Bugger Bognor”
and bugger chatters. I use it but it’s never any good.