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[Dibbs]

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ……………

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[Dibbs]

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/destroy-your-computer.html

[Constantino]

@metallica01 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

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I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

of course it has 2 be somewhere warm… but not 2 warm, we dont want your mars bar 2 melt, do we… :) :)

ooooo summer, another erotic dream :lol: :P :roll:

[ugo]

@metallica01 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

---

I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

of course it has 2 be somewhere warm… but not 2 warm, we dont want your mars bar 2 melt, do we… :) :)

http://www.planet-science.com/…/microwave/07.html

:wink: :wink: :wink:

[metallica01]

@constantino wrote:

@metallica01 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

---

I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

of course it has 2 be somewhere warm… but not 2 warm, we dont want your mars bar 2 melt, do we… :) :)

ooooo summer, another erotic dream :lol: :P :roll:

maybe :wink:

[ugo]

@metallica01 wrote:

@constantino wrote:

@metallica01 wrote:

@Dibb’s wrote:

metallica01

hiya dibbs,

when are we going sailing then???

ive bought a mars bar just for :lol: :lol:

---

I shall set sail heading due north Metallica………….

Are we going somewhere warmer

o O (did somebody say ‘Mars-bar’)

of course it has 2 be somewhere warm… but not 2 warm, we dont want your mars bar 2 melt, do we… :) :)

ooooo summer, another erotic dream :lol: :P :roll:

maybe :wink:

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ :D/ :D/

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