prince philip

lmfao he’s a typically ole guy with oneliners of confusedness lol he’s oot of hospital sunny lol

liked these one’s lol
You are a woman, aren’t you? (1984)
o Said in Kenya to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift.

• If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it’s either a new woman or a new car!
• * It looks like it was put in by Indians. (1999)
o Said after he saw a poorly constructed fusebox