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Never say never
May your next sh*te be a hedgehog
-wherever I lay my hat………….that’s my hatstand
-don’t plant your dahlias in the autumn
-you can take the lad out of highbury, but you’ll never take highbury out of the lad
-life is 10% inspiration, 60% perspiration, and 45% pure mathematical ability
-the more intelligent the thread, the more assinely I will post
-apparently there’s nowt like folk ?
-a nod’s as good as as a wink if you take a blind horse to water after the stable door has bolted
(I live my life by all of these)
Oh C0ck !
Its not the cough that carries you off,its the coffin they carry you off in.
hows does milk get in coconuts
thicker than a submarine door
how long is a chinaman
never put all your basques in one egg box
Shut the f00k up you c00nt
Oh go boil ya head
Dont talk out ya ar se
dont make me slap you into next year
Your round :D
face like a melted welly.
shut the fuck up… so much so one of my parrots tells me to all the time!
shite in yer hat and punch it
in the name of the wee man
oh my goodness
whats the point
dont forget my wine dave
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
(ok not really a saying but its very clever)
She’s got a face like a bag of smacked tw/ats
fu/ck me backwards til xmas
sh/it on a shovel
jus like a dwarf with learning difficulties, what you’re doing aint big and it aint clever (That one is normally reserved for the kids)
futhermuckingsockcooker (for the spoonerists amongst you)
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