@bon bon wrote:
shall I eat that last chocolate eclair before bed
and finish it off with a glass of Andrews
dammit woman you’re consistent.
I can’t stop thinking about work, even though I’m on holiday. So many things I could have done before I left………and what about…………and then there’s…………
This morning at 8.50, I bought a rather nifty…………large wet halibut to slap myself a few times around my inordinately ugly chops. But it still don’t help me get that holiday vibe. So maybe I’ll just get p1ssed tonight. I know, it’s a bit left field but you gotta try. Or frequent a new fishmongers maybe.
Right now I’m wondering what an SNP-supporting and badly-limping Martian, dressed in tweed and holding a plastic trowel, would have to say about skinned animals, the concept of appearing incredibly self-righteous, and poor people in Burkina Faso. Whose capital is Ouagadougou. (I sh1t you not).
I’m also thinking of all the girls I loved before.
While wearing tweed.