I get mistaken for being gay – So i stopped loitering about the make-up department in debenhams trying to catch womens attention, and started trying out the sport equipment in The Sport Shop! Just trying to act manly..
It’s when I sprained my wrist and cried like a baby, they told me to pi ss off to debenhams and play with the make-up. Can’t win really, can you?.. :lol: