Don’t you just hate these conversations..
“Do you know so, and so?” “Ermm, no, can’t say I do!” “Yeah you do, her – she used to live down the road!” “Ermm, no, still don’t know!” “Her with the long hair!” “Ermmm, no, can’t place her!” “You do, her who has a spot on her nose, walks like she’s been fuc ked all night!” “Still Nope!” “She has a brother who works in Morrisons!” “Ermm, no, honestly, can’t place her!” “Yeahhhh – You know her, she used to walk up the street drinking a bottle of vodka, whilst doing the macarena, in a leotard!” (And by this time, you’d be certain if you knew of a woman who did this).. “She used to go out with so, and so!”.. “Ermm, no, really, i don’t know her, and even if I did, i’d pretend not to!” “Ok – you do know her though, she used to talk to us – Anyway, she’s dead!”