@pete wrote:
@woohoo wrote:
Funny Story..
Young Girl pinches a Twix from Local Shop.. She makes a run for it, and leaves her shoe behind! I wonder if the Owner got all sentimental and thought.. “I shall seek that girl, who nicked my Twix, and of the shoe fits, i shall marry her”.. :lol:
doubt it
OMG, never thought I’d see her again.. She ate my pizza, drunk my lager, straddled me against my will, and b u g g e r e d off! :lol: