@yoda wrote:
Thinking .. where on earth Is my bloody lighter.. I had it last night.. .. ffs I have a million and one lighters in the house and the only one that works is bloody missing!!!!!! Will have to stick me head in the bloody fire again!!!! :x :x :( :evil: :evil: :-s
It’s because you have been speaking to me. Everywhere i go, lighters, (always) lighters disappear, and for some unknown reason they end up in my pockets etc..
(I’m classed as the lighter thief).. If someone’s lighter goes missing, they say: “Ask Ant.”