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  • #30780

    Well – no amount of warpaint would help you Capt c*nty

    But I’m sure you could google a good plastic surgeon :D

    #30781

    Hi Squeezy :)

    #30782

    Hi Sian

    You talking to me? :?

    #30783

    I wont keep you waiting. :wink:

    Do you think she has gone then?

    #30784

    @The Observer wrote:

    Hi Squeezy :)

    Hello

    I’m not ‘officially here’ I’m meant to be helping decorate, but I just have a quick break now and then when I sneak off to make the tea/coffee :wink: :lol:

    #30785

    @squeezy wrote:

    @The Observer wrote:

    Hi Squeezy :)

    Hello

    I’m not ‘officially here’ I’m meant to be helping decorate, but I just have a quick break now and then when I sneak off to make the tea/coffee :wink: :lol:

    :lol:

    What are you doing decorating at this time of night? That reminds me of an old joke :lol: :oops:

    #30786

    @*Sian* wrote:

    If she is anything like my mam and dad, they used to do it late so we wasn’t in the way.

    Got it in one! 8)

    We only started once the kids went to bed.

    #30787

    @*Sian* wrote:

    @The Observer wrote:

    @squeezy wrote:

    @The Observer wrote:

    Hi Squeezy :)

    Hello

    I’m not ‘officially here’ I’m meant to be helping decorate, but I just have a quick break now and then when I sneak off to make the tea/coffee :wink: :lol:

    :lol:

    What are you doing decorating at this time of night? That reminds me of an old joke :lol: :oops:

    Painting the back doors? lol

    Well she answered your question.

    If she is anything like my mam and dad, they used to do it late so we wasn’t in the way.

    She did answer me yes :D She’s a goodun :wink:

    Back doors? No, it is rather rude and despite me being imbibed, I can’t bring myself to repeat it. :oops:

    #30788

    Ah…go on…. :wink: :twisted: :lol:

    #30789

    No-one else around and I am the last resort. Story of my bleeding life :(

    OK here goes……..

    Man says to wife: “Whoever invented decorating wants fooking” :twisted:

    Wife says to man: “That’s not what you said last night when you were back scuttling me. You said “Whoever invented fooking wants decorating””

    :lol: :oops:

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