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If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.wellys they are wonderful
wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water
and they keep in the smell.
and when yur sittin’ in a room
you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.Or when your out walkin’ in the country wae a bird
and your strollin’ over fields just like a farmers herd
and somebody shouts keep aff the grass
and you think how obsurd
and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellysIf it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all
men out diggin’ ditches and workin’ in the snow
this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow
if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.:lol:
:lol: nice one
Go Shaz =D> =D> =D> encore!
the audience cries
out for the star to repeat
their grand performanceThe demon rages inside of its cage
tears of blood wealt its eyes
as it remembers its forsaken purityFallen angels are cast down in disgrace
Ascended demons arrive to take their place
Heaven and Hell switch alignmentIn this upside-down world
of love and deception
man is caught in the middle
alone and without direction@sharongooner wrote:
If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.wellys they are wonderful
wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water
and they keep in the smell.
and when yur sittin’ in a room
you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.Or when your out walkin’ in the country wae a bird
and your strollin’ over fields just like a farmers herd
and somebody shouts keep aff the grass
and you think how obsurd
and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellysIf it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all
men out diggin’ ditches and workin’ in the snow
this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow
if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.:lol:
That’s a trip down memory lane. I remember big banana feet himself – Billy Connolly – singing that umptyoodle years ago.
Listen to the whole funny skit HERE :P@Forget Me Not wrote:
The demon rages inside of its cage
tears of blood wealt its eyes
as it remembers its forsaken purityFallen angels are cast down in disgrace
Ascended demons arrive to take their place
Heaven and Hell switch alignmentIn this upside-down world
of love and deception
man is caught in the middle
alone and without directionNow i do like that one !! =D>
An Ode seeps from his finger tips
Reading aloud the words pass my lips
A smile, a frown, contemplation
Achieved, understood, we have reached damnation. :)the actor takes his
bow, glad of such a response,
understanding found@esmeralda wrote:
@sharongooner wrote:
If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.wellys they are wonderful
wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water
and they keep in the smell.
and when yur sittin’ in a room
you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.Or when your out walkin’ in the country wae a bird
and your strollin’ over fields just like a farmers herd
and somebody shouts keep aff the grass
and you think how obsurd
and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellysIf it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all
men out diggin’ ditches and workin’ in the snow
this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow
if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys.If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be
you’d be in the hospital or infirmary
cause you’d have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee
if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.:lol:
That’s a trip down memory lane. I remember big banana feet himself – Billy Connolly – singing that umptyoodle years ago.
Listen to the whole funny skit HERE :PYou can never have enough of the big yin! x
(suddenly realises that the poems were not Sharon’s)
ach nae lass (please don’t ask about the accent) yea cannae post soomone else’s poems, ya didnae ken how mooch ae fool ya made ootaf mae (sincerly apologises to anyone who’s Scottish)@Forget Me Not wrote:
(suddenly realises that the poems were not Sharon’s)
ach nae lass (please don’t ask about the accent) yea cannae post soomone else’s poems, ya didnae ken how mooch ae fool ya made ootaf mae (sincerly apologises to anyone who’s Scottish)apology accepted! :lol: ye thought I was that clever?! They are very famous very well known very popular ditties sang in Scottish households to every child born, if not by parents, then grandparents or passing friends.
I was looking for one last night and managed to find many that provoked a lot of memories of my younger days in Glasgow.
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