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@(f)politics? wrote:

some one sent me this and i thought it was hilarious so thought i’d share it with you
:D :D

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me … it was her beautiful,
younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when
she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock,and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my
bedroom,and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
“We are very happy that you have passed our little test…..we couldn’t
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

lmfao hun !!!… hows u babe long time no chat xoxoxoxo mwah