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    :D This year I want to make the most of the estate grounds but I don’t want to have to watch Alan Titchmarsh on the chav box or employ a smelly gardener.

    So, I think a gardening hints and tips thread might be a good idea. What jobs is it the right time of year to do in the garden? What are you planting and cutting back about now?

    Show us your green bits.

    #196185

    :-s No gardeners amongst the lot of you? No green fingered, wizards of the soil anywhere to be seen? Dagnam you all for condemning me to gleaning what I can from Gardener’s Question Time. If I end up in the local loony bin because you shallow, feckless cads and cadesses forced me to watch too much Alan Titchmarsh, why I shall never forgive you.

    And don’t think I’ll be sharing my prize King Edwards with you, either. Oh no.

    #196186

    Ah, Aunty. Ta, Ruby. I was wondering whether to gamble on an early Spring.

    #196187

    dee

    Any cutting of trees/shrubs needs to be done now……………..erm, snow drops are starting to show in my garden……………..sum total of my knowledge I’m afraid Pikey, though I’m quite familiar with common species
    :lol:

    #196188

    @pikey wrote:

    :D What are you planting and cutting back about now?

    I have a lot of unused seed from last year that I must deposit somewhere. I am sure it is ecofriendly, so I guess I can just flush it down the toilet or leave it for the binman to collect. Or possibly I could give it to Mrs Lovejoy next door, she is always asking for it. :D

    #196189

    id slab it all over…. lol

    #196190

    Try knocking Tommy Toxen up, I heard he’s an uphill gardener :wink: :wink:

    #196191

    @*Sian* wrote:

    And there is nothing wrong with that young man!!!!

    Young??????

    * passes glasses to Sian *

    #196192

    I’d like to feel a year or so younger :wink:

    #196193

    Well, ok, maybe a decade would be better. I was just playing it safe though cos I know most of the girls on here are old biddies. :lol: :lol:

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