Pikey’s Finishing School for Chaps and Chapesses

@Runway wrote:

I have another question, does one put sticking plaster on her nipples to cover her lesbian love of a certain woman?

Certainly not. There is nothing shameful about sapphic love whatever. Except, perhaps, in the case of ugly women, who should have the good grace not to get involved in romantic situations at all.

@’Tis Me wrote:

Last night, Tommy Toxen told me that if I don’t DO gay stuff with him, (Like listen to Elton John cd’s), then he’s going to break into my house, and do what gay burgulars do…

Firstly, did i have a right to say no, and secondily, what do gay burgulars do?

Why would you say no to a jolly night in listening to the wonderful hits of Mr Elton John? Tommy’s threat to otherwise force you to have fun seems the normal behaviour of any dapper chap with an eye on the well being of his chum.