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:D I have just dispensed some solid, sensible advice to young Ms Runway on the subject of her young lad’s footwear. I have decided to open my services to everyone. Any questions you have on the subjects of sartorial elegance, morals or etiquette may be posted below and I will try my best to enlighten.
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A gentleman, Mr Amphibian, should never pass wind in mixed company. As a jolly jape in front of the egg-chasing company of the local rugger club, however, accidents may happen. In that case I believe the correct course of action is to cheerfully admit your faux pas, put your pants on your head and down your pint.
Best of luck with the loose sphincter.
@*Sian* wrote:
:lol: Brogues are not sensible to a boy of 12, he’d get his head kicked in. Although Bob does wear sensible footwear to school. :D
I need more advice on footwear, do I go for a flipperty flopperty or a sandal this year?
Brogues certainly are most sensible for a gentleman of any age. After all, are we teaching him to cow in fear and conform to the rabble or are we teaching him to be a proper chap, unafraid of the vagaries of the mob? It’ll toughen him up.
Flipperty flopperties are very last year. This summer, the discerning chapess will be wearing something graceful with a six inch heel.
:-s Yes. You should never have attended a wedding held in the dubious surroundings of a ‘community hall’.
@pikey wrote:
Flipperty flopperties are very last year. This summer, the discerning chapess will be wearing something graceful with a six inch heel.
Six inches……I’d prefer 7 :wink:
@Mr Amphibian wrote:
Yes, I thought that was the case. In fact, afterwards, I said “Sis, we shouldn’t have done that”
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PML :lol: :lol:
OMG – this is the funniest thread i’ve seen in a long time!!!
LMFAO!!!!
I really needed cheering up and this has far exceeded any expectations!!!
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:D Thank you, Ms Gyps. If there is anything I can help you with, please don’t hesitate to ask. Did I mention I have always quite liked you?
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